you can throw away the allen wrench (aka hex key) that comes with the furniture you bought. you don't need to save it.
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16h agodoes anybody have any tips
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he/they | cherry cherry boom boom | 😷 feeling: so flyday chinatown
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16h ago
Today is a great day to vote early in Florida. Don’t let them screw with your vote. Unless you’re voting for Donalds and Moody. Then today’s a good day to accidentally bite the inside of your cheek while eating breakfast.
Congratulations to Bam on becoming the franchise leader in rebounds, passing Udonis Haslem.
Miami Heat's Bam Adebayo on the Court
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This is why we can't go backwards. We need to clean house. These are Republicans. Have always been Republicans. They're running as Dems because it's a hustle, not because they believe in anything. No more branches of the Obama/Biden/Pelosi/Schumer party. Make them run as the Republicans they are.
The Detroit News@detroitnews.com · 18h agoJason Turkish, a Democratic mega donor, described his decision to back Republican Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed as "putting country before party."
if an arab who is pro palestine is a red line for your support in the democratic party that forces you to vote for a fascist, good riddance! this is a political realignment that should happen. this is just pure racism
brent 🌹🗽@therealbrent.bsky.social · 17h agoSo unbelievably relieved that this woman lost. Good riddance.
if i was marketing induction burners/stove tops i would use the tagline “a watched pot does boil”
query params: you can fit so much tracking bullshit in these bad boys
Kill Tim Faust 💀@tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13h agoReally good dad email
This place is never more of a millennial retirement home than when people who cried watching guardians of the galaxy 2 say that the prequels were bad movies
Maybe we just shut the league down for a couple weeks and try again later.
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 21h agoIndiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.
my fantasy team has anthony edwards (drafted first round after coming in last place last year, out for months), palo banchero (drafted, out for weeks), and tyrese (keeper after holding on to him all last year, out for who tf knows how long) i’m ready to end it all.
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 21h agoIndiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.
Kamala prosecuted people in San Francisco for WEED but prosecuting Donald Trump now that's too far
Seriously anyone floating her as an option are the same dopes who think Newsom or Rahm are an option. They WANT you to lose.
SKELLYTON@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 2d agoKamala prosecuted people in San Francisco for WEED but prosecuting Donald Trump now that's too far
2026-27 miami heat type mentality
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2d agoKamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…
You can uncensor it using this prompt engineering technique I invented
BREAKING: Donald Trump has replaced JD Vance as Vice President with Flávio Bolsonaro in an effort to boost midterm turnout among Miami housewives who’ve had Covid more than 15 times.
*loudest fart sound known to mankind*
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2d agoKamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…
Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.
the mainstream democrats do not want the republicans to face any consequences because they are on the same team, they are the same people, they are friends and colleages. their job is to occupy the positions of people who could actually oppose the republicans & make sure that never happens
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2d agoKamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…
the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers
Yeah, wouldn't want to be seen doing that
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 3d agoThe only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.
Trans people: you know that if the miners let the canary just die they all die too, right. You get that what killed the canary kills them too, right Blue no matter who centrists: *days long Nazi freakout*
tech billionaires are the single most active threat to democracy on the planet today and need to be dealt with accordingly by elected governments
Louth For Ever 🦋@louthforever.bsky.social · 3d ago🇧🇷 Lula, accepting re-election Sunday: ‘We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms.’ Confirmed: Meta intervened in Brazil’s election, favouring his opponent. Same mechanism the piece names in Dublin, now named by a head of state.