Godddd I hope a bunch of spineless establishment Dems are quaking in their fucking boots today
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Writing as Kellum Jeffries for romance and Kelly Dalton for horror. She/her, cis, bi. Fuck terfs. Writer, librarian, knitter, beginning weightlifter. Will watch anything with spaceships and/or vampires. So much fanfic on AO3. Heck yeah RVA.
And please, PLEASE don't make them your local library's problem
Like I understand why people have such reverence for books in general as physical artifacts but two things are true 1) there are a LOT of books out there 2) a lot of those books are worthy of the trash, it really is okay to dispose of them, it is not Sin
Just left a party where I had four half-glasses of rosé, AMA
The newest Strange New Worlds episode was messed UP (complimentary)
From Threads, new suggestion for outsinging plane preachers: “If you stand up on a plane I’m on and preach, just FYI that Jesus told me to sing I’m Henry VIII I Am until you stop. And I’ve had opera training, so I will outsing a bitch.”
boosting this again because it's at 18 copies and hitting 20 in July would be cool. for your consideration. hockey RPF sensibility, not serial-numbers-filed-off but some inside jokes here and there.
Do you like cozy mysteries? What about women working in pro hockey, a world where Baltimore has an AHL team, and a cat named Cupcake? All that and more in Sticks, Pucks--And Murder. books2read.com/u/meWWl9 #indie #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #hockeyreads
They'll tell you the inner city is dangerous, but the real dangerous people are at the yacht club.
No more becoming the Joker, it's played out. It's time to become sweeties. It's time to deal with our traumas and be cutie pies.
And lo! Kathye appearid and we hung out Sharinge draughtes from the bottel so sharpe and so cleane Glaunsinge eyne Holdinge hondes Twynne heigh-maintenaunce machynes Ich am goinge to make it Thrugh thys yeare Yif it slaye me
Ich am goinge to make it Thrugh thys yeare Yf yt slaye me
I know I’m relentless about this already, but I’ll push once again that this is the *easiest act of public service you can provide*. You are full of valuable juices! Go share!
"On Monday, the Red Cross declared a national blood crisis for the second time ever in its history."
I have read and loved ALL these! Snap 'em up y'all!
Four of my queer romances are only 99 cents this week at Smashwords! If you 💙 an epub you can read anywhere, check 'em out. First, SHAKE THINGS UP, an FFM road trip romance: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... Tipsy bowling, hella flirting, bi-pan solidarity, & a warm and optimistic polyam HFN.
There was a free books booth at the farmers market this morning and oh my goddddd I didn't know this existed
#StrangeNewWorlds Spoiler . . . . . Are they trying to set up Ortegas/Scotty?!? SERIOUSLY?!? COME ON!!!
My need to protect my mental health by not checking headlines repeatedly is at war with my need to be sure we're not just, like, randomly bombing France
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
Ugh I need a bigger lunchbox. (Coffee, breakfast, lunch, 3 pm snackies.)
have u bought my book would u like to it is here: books2read.com/u/meWWl9 not numbers-filed-off fic but it came from hockey rpf soil because of who I am as a person
I stand before you today to admit that I have Ye Hots for the woman who deadpans "It's the dog park" in the Progressive insurance ads.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://variety.com/2026/tv/news/afterlife-with-archie-series-disney-plus-riverdale-1236815103/
Oof I submitted a short story for the first time in more than a year, wish me luck! (It's horror! It's a little gross! I love it!)
Damn, Interview with the Vampire was really, REALLY good, and The Vampire Lestat is FUCKING TRANSCENDENT
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
Oh my God someone has already made a Jimothy knitting pattern ravel.me/jimothy-the-...
Jimothy the Seattle Raccoon pattern by CouleeCraft
Jimothy is a Raccoon is a real life cryptid, and if you’ve seen any of my other patterns you know I love cryptids. In Seattle on Monday July 13th 2026 Kiana Hall took a video of a little raccoon with ...
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Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
I'm really hoping the ending is Matt Damon coming around the corner in a bathrobe and saying, "It's over. Go home. GO."
THE ODYSSEY ENDING EXPLAINED: the lights coming on means it’s time to leave the theater
In better Insects! at the Farmers Market (my new pop-punk band) news, this happened to P :