dedicating a significant portion of a chapter to levin being distracted by cleavage was a truly inspired choice by tolstoy
say what you will about any other aspect of his writing, but david foster wallace is undeniably incredible at naming characters. rick vigorous, teddy schacht, stonecipher lavache “the antichrist” beadsman, coach barry loach, andrew sealander “wang dang” lang, ortho “the darkness” stice, etc.
every day my job makes me do gba era pokemon strength puzzles to do a task that didn’t exist 6 months ago
“This is a huge scheme, maybe the biggest, most illegal scheme anybody has ever seen.” — Donald Trump
Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
WASHINGTON—During an address to the nation Tuesday in which he claimed to have obtained definitive proof that the election was stolen, President Donald Trump presented bombshell evidence showing his o...
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one underdiscussed part of the transit vs driving debate is that it’s much easier to jump a turnstile than steal gas
scraping my partially melted gummy off the inside of the pack makes me feel like the doctor who delivered mario incandenza
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
just found out i’ve been using my deodorant wrong? didn’t even realize that was an option
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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getting into a hindenburg-esque situation in my $650 Alibaba blimp
Luckily I had long since learned all the words to "One Week" but the rest of my 7th grade class was SHOOK
sucking your own blood feels more like sucking blood than getting your blood
Anyone else find it how disrespectful it was to name your movie that so soon is after 9/11?
the thing about being into a bunch of smaller emo bands is it means you completely lose the sense of urgency when it comes to buying concert tickets. then you get devastated when every @spanishlovesongs.bsky.social show in your area sells out in a matter of hours
sore throat got me thinking about how much easier it would be to not be alive
there's a dog here sniffing people's luggage at baggage claim but it's not like a police K9, it's just somebody's lapdog. absolute hustler. just doing it for the love of the game