Sredni Vashtar

@srednivashtar.bsky.social

Sweetmart, anarch, gallus, plural system; she/her, it/its, they/them, e/em/eir. Generalised hack of all trades. Loud sound artist as Subaltern, Silence and Secrecy, etc. Sometime writer for THEM Anime Reviews.

Did a really neat noisy drone improv thing in Synth One which I tried to save but wouldn't due to a lack of space on my tablet, so that was immensely disappointing. If nothing else, it's yet further practice in ringing beautifully evil sounds out of free software. Still kinda sucks.

I am once again asking for your support in this trying time, et cetera. Seriously think something weird was up with my account and things have been painfully lean lately in general. Anything whatsoever would help a lot. Not mandatory, obviously, but. It'd be nice.

Sredni Vashtar@srednivashtar.bsky.social · 2mo ago

So, the power supply on my ailing analogue soundboard finally died after lightly electrocuting me twice. If you're so inclined, Dear Reader, you could always help me procure a new, slightly less crappy one for the purposes of musicking and making funny internet videos by sending me currency.

if you play real bout fatal fury with a female friend do NOT win as terry when she's playing mai worst mistake of my life

A friend remarked that J.D. Vance speaks and writes like he's trying too hard to impress the other goons in the TV Tropes mock thread, and I can't stop thinking about it. It's like someone casually dropped a line from the Necronomicon on me.

-24 hours after tweeting "babygirl I've listened to ill-conceived 90s gimmick rap albums you've never even HEARD of."- Yes baby the tweet was real. Now stop crying, I'm going to put on "Skilligan's Island" for the 3rd time.

Was watching today's Goodbye Lara and loud piano music started playing when Lisa showed up. Like, drowning-out-the-dialogue loud. I sat there, accepting this as a bold, interesting artistic decision, for a solid 30 seconds before realizing a song had begun playing in another window. Literally:

a memetic tweet by Paul Scheer

"Better Call Saul is so good that I accidently [sic] paused a scene where Bob Odenkirk was sitting in a chair and I thought it was just a character study of him in silence. I watched a paused screen for 2 mins and thought it was such a great choice."

today I found out there exists a drama thriller movie in which andy griffith plays an evil abusive sociopathic murdering grandpa whose clueless son is played by john ritter and. please tubi. do not let me down. you know what you need to add to your service. this is what tubi was made to exist for

Hello everyone! Grotesque comes out in two months (TWO MONTHS!!) and I am also trying to fundraise for a friend moving back into town, here: gofund.me/231c5c211 So! For every like you get one (1) fun fact about the book! Most of them will even be true!

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Elliott Dunstan@fiversdream.bsky.social · 2mo ago

bookstore.wolsakandwynn.ca/products/gro... Preorder here, or check in with your local bookstore! (Amazon if you HAVE to. But support your local place!)

The blue whale has been officially dethroned as the longest animal on earth*. In 2020, Schmidt Ocean Institute spotted this galaxy-shaped creature while doing an ROV dive off the coast of Australia. Based on their laser measurement system, they estimate the outer ring is 154 feet long...

Siphonophore imaged by Schmidt Ocean Institute