Give your guns a little kiss on the butt, as a treat.
Poly 💞 Armory 🔫
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. Available on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/Polyarmory_High_Calibre_Love/
There was only one debate that really mattered in 1996. Duke or Quake? @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's still not sure which side he lands on. Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
The Hottest Debate of 1996 | Semi-Ramblomatic
YouTube video by Second Wind
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Disco Elysium has a section where your own internal psyche argues about why you can't climb a ladder, noting how difficult that is to add to a game. Polyarmoury does the same but... much bigger.
Ray Vallese@rayvallese.bsky.social · 2w agoThere are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.
Other indie games: I'll use this story beat to give some context and background info to the player, so they know more about their character and their motivations Polyarmory team: You know, I bet we can fit another Evangelion reference in here
Eternal Skies TCG RPG@eternalskies.neocities.org · 3w agoOther indie games: I'm gonna make a heartfelt and touching story that will bring the character to tears. Me: You know, I bet I can fit more references to Goodburger in here.
Remember when video games weren't afraid to use fixed camera angles? @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social remembers in this episode of Semi-Ramblomatic. Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
The Modern Bum Camera Problem | Semi-Ramblomatic
YouTube video by Second Wind
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OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE BAY-BEE 💖 DID WE MENTION IT'S FREE?
Poly 💞 Armory 🔫@polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 3w agoNow that's a thing of beauty:
Free *and* overwhelmingly positive?! Dang, this game seems like it's made by some pretty cool people.
Poly 💞 Armory 🔫@polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 3w agoNow that's a thing of beauty:
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social reaching overwhelmingly positive on steam has me out here like 🙂↕️
Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
ALT: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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We hit Overwhelmingly Positive! First game I've worked on with that honor.
Poly 💞 Armory 🔫@polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 3w agoNow that's a thing of beauty:
We did it, overwhelmingly positive y'all! Now we just need enough reviews that we can delete every one mentioning ladders for some reason.
Poly 💞 Armory 🔫@polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 3w agoOne. Review. That's all we need now. You know what you must do.
One. Review. That's all we need now. You know what you must do.
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
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Uh oh now we're going to be the ones observed. Go check out @secondwindgroup.com stream the game approximately 4 hours from this post.
Polyarmory Is a Game About Dating Guns | Hot Monday Energy
YouTube video by Second Wind
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Me, telling people to replay Polyarmory for the secret dialog
Iris/アイリス 🏳️⚧️@irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 3w ago
So close to overwhelming positive. If you've played the game, help us confuse Steam even more.
Jenbles 🏳️⚧️@jenbles.bsky.social · 3w ago6 reviews to go - we're so close! Hopefully there's still some of y'all out there who played Polyarmory and haven't yet left a review.
these badges are all up to the creators of each individual game to make and put up! I’ve seen a couple of other games with them, I actually made a similar badge for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social!
Had a great time today on stream, the updates to @polyarmorygame.bsky.social are a fun time and a half! GO GET IT>:v
So, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social is 10 Steam reviews off of 500 - a very nice milestone that (would currently) get us the coveted "Overwhelmingly Positive" rating. If you've played and not yet left a review, please do! Our bit-that-got-out-of-hand game hitting that would make our days.
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
store.steampowered.com
I played through Polyarmory and it's very stupid. It's hard to describe but the dedication to the bit on one ladder that goes on for over ten minutes was the most monkey island nonsense I have heard in some time.
This is one of the features we added to Polyarmory that still makes me giggle :3
Immanuel Cunt@sheogorath.bsky.social · 2mo agoone day I’ll really make a “remove pronouns” mod for a game except it literally just removes every instance of a pronoun from the script
IT'S FREEDOM DAY 🇺🇸 Which means it's the perfect time to enjoy the new Polyarmory 4th of July update! store.steampowered.com/news/app/422...
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love - 4th of July Extravaganza - Steam News
Join us this weekend for a special event featuring Colt Michigan, as he tells you the history of America alongside a glorious firework display.
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Ok so @artemisronan.bsky.social cooked and the @polyarmorygame.bsky.social bunker is now playable in Meccha Chameleon. You too can induce paranoia in the prepper! The theys that were coming were little disguised people all along!
Steam Workshop::Polyarmory Bunker
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Had a bit of time on my hands this weekend, and converted the @polyarmorygame.bsky.social bunker into a Meccha Chameleon level! It was surprisingly straightforward (gltf importer FTW) - try it out and let me know what you think! steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
In case you missed the important message from the @polyarmorygame.bsky.social dev team on the @secondwindgroup.com showcase, you can see it here! (Or watch the showcase itself because it was great!)
Polyarmory - "We're Sorry" Developer Log
YouTube video by OxyOxspring
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...Dammit, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social , I have the Colt Michigan show intro stuck in my head. CURSE YOUR CLEVER BOPS!!!
Minor @polyarmorygame.bsky.social patch today to fix some bugs and fix the premature explodulation of Sveta
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love - Minor Update - 5/3 - Steam News
Patch Notes: - Fixed issue where Sveta would explode prematurely after being fully pleasured - Enemies now move at full speed when more than 25m away from the player... [5 more]
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Oh my God!! My art came out!! Ahhhh they showed my fanart!!! #secondwindshowcase #fanart #polyarmory
