Pouring one out for Haley Stevens’ absolutely hilarious sea change in accents over the last few years. Whatever consultant told her to sound like Moe Szyslak, a major hat tip. It’s a voice I will never get out of my head.
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So you've fallen in love with soccer. Now what? For the burgeoning American soccer fan, here's a guide, full of obvious (Haaland plays for City, always watch Barca) and less obvious steps (you'll love Trabzonspor and Bodø/Glimt), for loving European club football, too. www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Loved the World Cup? Here's your guide to European soccer, 2026-27
So, you're keen to extend your soccer love after a wonderful summer? Well let Bill Connelly count 10 things you need to know before the new European seasons kick off in mid-August.
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Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
There's going to be some very annoying people who try and spin this as an underperformance...he got outspent $70M-$8M and won. I think that's fine. Rally, don't worry
He’s gonna win in November too. Why? Because he talks and acts like a normal human, and people are beyond desperate for a normal human being to hold a position of importance. Pay me $13M a year to be on ”MS NOW”
Republicans and Centrists who do a "Gosh Golly" are fucking radioactive with real people right now. Take advantage
Message to the moderate leaders of the Democratic party:
A Few Good Men: Your boys are going down
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We've not done a good job of looking at goalkeepers, @kierdoyle.bsky.social tried to change that. Here's his xClaim model for goalkeeper cross collection. www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/7/...
Remains astonishing that U2 made War. Not that they weren't talented enough to do it or that they went on to never make another great record but it stands out so viscerally from everything else, even Boy which is basically Discount War. What a marvel.
This is only about 12% as funny as Leeds' last win over Liverpool but it's up there
This is intentionally antagonistic framing, that ignores the tilted field in favor of the largest markets, and the Dodgers having additional benefits nobody else has($200 million/year unshared TV revenue, for example). The system is broken, AND a cap is bad. Both are true, they're not opposites.
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Everyone's talking about Rock Music. They're talking about Music, Fashion, and Film. They're talking about the rock album of the year, of course open.spotify.com/album/6SJ2Zl...
Clearly Cursed - Album by PONY | Spotify
PONY · album · 2026 · 10 songs
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yeah we gotta just ban the short form video platforms if they exist to blenderize loosely understood concepts from sociology and history into conspiracy-brained rants about how starbucks exists to neuter the revolutionary class
3rd spaces and revolution.
Need to know if we've got any Holter Heads on this site. Who’s Jacked for Julia. youtu.be/mL7ihzEA_FU?...
Julia Holter - Fantasy (Official Video)
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It is time to cancel Ken Jennings (said Clap Your Hands Say Yeah was good once)
Have you ever wished your best friend a happy birthday in this format or are you normal
Truly abhorrent thing I’ve begun doing is sending my best friend recaps of my runs in the style of Guess the Lines with Cousin Sal
Tigers losing the final Tarik Skubal start because the bullpen couldn't hold a *six-run lead* given to them by Skubal is too on-the-nose even for me
Referring to all standard videos as Horizontal Longs going forward
HBO Max is putting on vertical shorts
Genuinely more interested than ever before in seeing this now. Wilson’s Odyssey translation is a must own for every home.
I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
The Tigers have generated a completely new Bullpen Guy Who Blows a Lead every series this season
Tim Chalamet needs his ass whooped for doing that Kalshi ad
What is the worst cover of all time, and how could it not be Limp Bizkit doing “Behind Blue Eyes”?
“Linger” came out like 32 years ago, and I have heard it easily hundreds of times by now, but that is a song that still stops me in my tracks every single time I hear it. I mention this only because it just happened again a second ago
lol www.cbs42.com/news/local/f...
University of Alabama NIL content director arrested, charged with soliciting prostitution
SHELBY COUNTY, Ala. (WIAT) — Robert Aaron Suttles, the Director of Content for the University of Alabama’s NIL collective, ‘Yea Alabama,’ was arrested and charged with solic…
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We can’t all spend 20 years pretending to be neutral then immediately leave to run the NIL organization. Anyway!
Very funny for the Royals to be involved in the Tigers' two speediest games of 2026 (2:04, 2:07) and two of the four fastest of 2025. They know their role.
sorry to all my philly friends but this is going to make it so much funnier when they lose in the second round next year
Sounds like Duke and Jon Scheyer were scared of getting walked down by Mike Boynton. Sad stuff.
Breaking: Dusty May's move from Michigan to the Mavs has materialized another aftereffect. That big December Duke-Michigan game has been axed, sources tell CBS Sports. Broadcasting complexities led to both sides walking away from the deal. Duke has replaced U-M w/ Texas Tech @ MSG on Dec. 21. Deets:
What if, instead of reading this, I tied your shoelaces together so you fell over the next time you stood up?
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