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I was googling some dialog from a puzzle in genshin impact to identify which puzzle it is so I could find hints, and the google AI seems to think I've been in some kind of coma or cryostasis for hundreds of years? this is genuinely the weirdest one of these I've ever seen

my Google search (rough quote from a Genshin Impact puzzle) said "long has been my slumber. water and soil such drastic changes" and the AI at the top of the Google search gave..... this response. Starting here, the full AI response as follows:

The world has changed much while you slept. The land is filled with new towns, busy roads, and strange machines.
## Changes in the World

* Cities and Roads: Old forests and quiet fields now hold paved streets, tall buildings, and crowded neighborhoods.
* Water and Air: Many rivers and the air carry the marks of factories and cars, though people now work to clean them.
* Nature: Wild spaces are smaller, with parks and protected lands standing where endless wilderness once lived.

If you wish to know more, tell me:

* Where you find yourself right now
* What year you think it was when you went to sleep

I can help you learn about this new time.

Echo the Australian magpie annoying a tuxedo cat named Gilbert in Thames, New Zealand. The pair are known to be friends, though the magpie is often described as an annoying sibling that frequently pushes limits. They are part of a group called "Tuxedoes Unite" located in Karangahake, New Zealand.

If any of you #metalsky lot are doing Bloostock this year, make sure to look out for both Stitched and Regicide on the smaller stages. Both played here in Chelmsford at our Bay Days festival last weekend and impressed the hell out of me. Really good live energy and heavy as fuck.

Dear Tidal. Stop just fucking changing shit and moving stuff around and fucking with the interface for no reason whatsoever. Why have you now grouped singles and albums together making me now drill even deeper into a menu? Fix what's actually fucked like your flaky cast functionality. god damn.

*Stratford London, not upon Avon. loads of transport, drinks are cheap, I work my arse off keeping the lines clean and such. open to ideas like: comedy, open mic, live music, art, talks, fanfiction, 'just screaming' idk we aren't allowed any form of DJ-led entertainment unfortunately bc our licence

right, ok, enough self-pity, I need to turn my shit pub around. it's in Stratford, it's got a (small) stage, there has to be someone who has something cool they want a space for queer-run, extremely diverse venue (we even let mumbling old white geezers in) what I'd call 'mostly accessible'

We're running out of time to teach people about the difference between AI GPU-heavy data centers and the literal infrastructure of the global internet. If you shut down every data center in Virginia, you'd be taking like 80% of the internet offline and making most of the remaining 20% unusable.

JBMcQuilken@felidia.bsky.social · last wk.

We have between 600-900 data centers in Virginia. (The counting has to do with different factors. 🤷‍♀️) IMHO they should all be shut down and the space repurposed. It’s well PAST time for legislators to intervene!! It never should have gotten this far.