One thing I don't get about the sex purge movie is do they have to go out and find a stranger to fuck during the 12 hours (or whatever) or can they get to know someone and then fuck them during the purge? I watched the trailer and it seems like the former which I don't understand.
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Kitty Mom. Pockets advocate. Callipygian. Probably high. Loves feeding people. Proponent of homemade bacon. The cat's favorite chew toy. We need a solution that risks the imagination of a new kind of possibility.
Yeah, no. This is the most sexually arousing laundry video I've ever seen. I'm mostly straight, but I would happily be this woman's house slave. www.tiktok.com/@melissadilk...
Thank you for every minute of the last 4 years #laundrytok #cleantok #laundry #laundryday
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I find this to be deeply erotic.
Y'all the warner brothers sfx library is on sale, it's so fucking over. sound-ideas.com/products/war...
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Haley Stevens looks like a cross between Alex Guarnaschelli and Alys Rivers to me. With a dash of crazy.
If you live near Spokane, please consider your yard a wildlife corridor for animals pushed out of the forest by wildfire. Give them space and place large water bowls or buckets or a baby pool on your property for them. This photo was taken by my friend Stephani near Colville National Forest.
I'm telling you. We all need to carry spray bottles.
Spray Bottle Cat Spray Bottle
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Kaden is running around in downtown Portland, literally running at people, while wearing a full facemask and gloves putting his hands on people. He seems to be targeting Black men with his harassment/evangelism campaign. Kaden doesn't take "no" for an answer. He's a scary, creepy dude.
The fuck are they doing in Fresburg?
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Dear god. I needed a little palate cleanse after that. If anyone else needs one, please enjoy this group of talented girls: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9gt...
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Oh my god I think I found the video.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Fat Cat
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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
AC repair guy came again today and supposedly replaced the pump and did a leak check *after recharging the system 8 weeks ago.*
My cat is standing in the back yard meowing his fool head off. I don't know what he wants. He has dry food, he has wet food, he had 2 churus, he has fresh water. The door is open, but he refuses to come in. I went out, even though it hurt my hips and knees, and all he did was bite me. At wit's end.
The Russian economy is rapidly transitioning to the cloud.
I just figured it out. My mom's birthday was June 10th, I think that bitch's ghost got into my A/C and messed it all up. Hasn't functioned properly since.
Ugh. Were Wheat Thins always this sweet? #DessertCracker
My car went to the top of Mt Diablo without me. 😪
Congrats again to the White House Correspondents Association!
Trump says Jeanine Pirro "choked" and then snaps at a reporter who asks if her job is safe: "Don't ever talk again"
Blanche Devereaux's Water Spray Moment
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Anyway, if you want to go to DC to see a statue of a chonky man and a chonky horse, may I interest you in the much greater Man Controlling Trade statues outside the FTC?
I will come back to us in a way when we all get our $2,000 tariff checks, right?
Apple got a $2.2 billion tariff refund. Amazon got $600 million. Trump is sending the "refunds" to the companies, not working people. Every single cent of these refunds should go back to American consumers.
Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to live on Treasure Island. It just sounded like such an adventure! I'd still like to live there, although it sounds like they're really developing it now. 😒
The island is undergoing rapid development, and could house 18,000 residents by 2041.