Jesse

@strictures.bsky.social

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say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

RIP Lou Koller. 17-year-old me spent a lot of time learning songs from Built To Last, and that influence still holds to this day —even if I’m not playing anything that could be remotely described as hardcore. Also proud to have an SOIA t-shirt that is technically old enough to rent a car.

Part of Spielberg’s genius is basically saying “I’m gonna make three of cinema’s biggest freaks the leads of my family friendly big budget dinosaur movie and you’re gonna love it.”

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Hey wow haha, it's great to be here. Anyway, my name's Bryce Malldred, and I founded a website you may have heard of—Onomatopoeiac Guitar Tablature Dot Com—and just to give you a little idea of what we do, this is the Police's "Roxanne": mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp m

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Providence definitely skews more Boston sports fandom vs New York, but even so, there’s a non-zero chance I will meet a puppy named Brunson at some point within the next 18 months