French Fries are called that because they’re shaped like cigarettes.
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I have opened the strait of hormuz. pray I do not open it any further.
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They called it sparkling water instead of destilled water, just to avoid confusion at the grocery stores and pharmacies.
We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”
Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?
If you're cooking something with chocolate chips, use carob chips instead. They're healthier and they taste terrible.
Ant Man: “Excuse me, Mr. Doom,” Dr Doom: “yousa will call mesa Doctor Doom.”
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 4mo agoDetails from the 'Avengers: Doomsday' trailer • Shang Chi fights Gambit • Thor and Steve Rogers reunite • Mystique transforms into Yelena • Thor fights Doctor Doom • Doctor Doom has an accent
The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack
a pizza is a salad with an edible plate. it’s healthy.
Oh man, they better fix Bluesky soon or I’m going to become productive with my time.
Trying and failing to log into Bluesky for 80 straight minutes so I can make a post about how the website is bad
I am the Steph Curry of enjoying Steph Curry play basketball.
I have time traveled in small doses. I close my eyes and when I open them again it’s 8 hours later and light outside.
priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm
if i was jesus on the cross i'd be screaming so loud like yaaaaaaaahhhaaaaah
samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta
Was going to make a Clavicular joke but I’ll have to hammer out the details later.