found a beer I had forgotten about in the fridge

I need 6 D batteries so I can have 17 lumens of light for 37 minutes.

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How do you like my new Lava Lamp? It’s from Boston.

I love these beef candies! Pretty salty though…

Behind the Scenes: Yamaha deciding what completely random product they want to make

If at least 50 of you don't re-post this painting of Nicholas Cage sunning his wiener-knot in the next 24 hours,, AN ANGEL WILL DIE. I'm serious.

Join me on the patio for #FursuitFriday I hope all of you have a wonderful weekend.

Update to last post You also gotta fuck with shit like this too youtu.be/kFWTHaCkqP8?...

Wind Him Up

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3:48 AM reminder that if you can jive with all 15 minutes and 21 seconds of this jam, we can probably be friends youtu.be/_20BvG3H6DY?...

Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep

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Thank you for calling my brain, my 1 brain cell is busy now, please stay on the line and you will be connected when the brain cell is available. Thank you. youtu.be/8wtyq491Rbc?...

Funky Thing

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1980's Tom Selleck mustache near me

70’s dinner party idea: All foods cooked in the microwave, cookies, hamburgers etc… Hot dogs and vegetables in gelatin A whole ham encased in gelatin

Remember that time Colonel Sanders was on Star Trek TNG?

I ain't have no money for a fleshlight so I stuffed a toilet paper roll with cold cuts and got it poppin'

Trying to hunt down the family and friends of my friend's roomie who had minimal online presence and a common IRL name. Michael A Blackwell, AKA: Miles A Blackwolf, Born July 22nd 1978 passed away July 17th 2026 5 days from his 48th birthday. If you know anyone who knew him please reach out to me.

Lesser known fact about foxes, we have the ability to purr when comforted. 🦊

Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship

For real. #noai #art

I wish HD Radio took off more than it did, because some of the sub channels are halfway decent

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Go outside they said. Eat more salad they said.

My brand!

When the chicken is cooked just right 💦

this is the official scooby doo account

New Vajankle Chia Pet, grow the chia seeds where the pubic hair would be and on the toes.

You can do anything you fucking want if you set your mind to it. I've quit 2 jobs with a resignation letter that's the lyrics to this 1970 classic song. Fuck em. Kiss my ass goodbye! youtu.be/FRlTjErEDPQ?...

Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye

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Do. Not. Use. Fucking. Sticker. Mule.

Aleksandra Vaca@transiticsnews.com · last mo.

1. On Tuesday and with Trump's backing, Sticker Mule CEO Anthony Constantino won a competitive New York House primary—and likely a seat in Congress—after running on "aggressively detransitioning America." His extreme rhetoric must be a warning to us all.