I went to a very peculiar and completely inappropriate bingo night last night... Can you guess what this number is A MEAL FOR TWO WITH A HAIRY VIEW
Tabitha Rayne
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I just managed to cancel an auto-renew subscription and I would now like an award - or at the VERY least a high five #adhd #winner
The Office: Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) Award Win
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Tabitha's stories are bursts of pure mind-blowing intimacy and heat. Check this one (and all of them) out!
Tabitha Rayne@tabithaerotica.bsky.social · 2w agoIsn’t it strange when the one you’ve chosen to be yours, the one your heart thought you’d wither and die without them can be so utterly and excruciatingly annoying? That’s Andy. Infuriating, arrogant, and sexy as hell. I sometimes wish my body would stop betraying my mind and let me be angry.
Fragment, c. 2010s by Marco Mazzoni (Italy, b.1982). Colored pencil, white gel pen on toned kraft paper | 50 x 40 cm. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Isn’t it strange when the one you’ve chosen to be yours, the one your heart thought you’d wither and die without them can be so utterly and excruciatingly annoying? That’s Andy. Infuriating, arrogant, and sexy as hell. I sometimes wish my body would stop betraying my mind and let me be angry.
Some people worry about their partner's 🌽 addiction. Meanwhile in my kitchen cupboards...
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end
So proud of the #AudioPorn project rn - gorgeous, hot work from @jaimieserotica.bsky.social, NymphoStimToy, @spenpritchard.bsky.social, @gdwsundial.bsky.social + readings by @tabithaerotica.bsky.social and @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social Check it out free here: www.girlonthenet.com/audio 😍
I like bee butts and I cannot lie... . . I don't know who took this picture butt it rules.
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Honestly, I'm the least likely scammer in the world. I'm so unfraud it's embarrassing tbh... came back from holiday to this... I feel like all I'm doing is moaning rn but I'm getting a bit burnt out
This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10 (IG: pennycorgipoo)
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Tabitha Rayne@tabithaerotica.bsky.social · last mo.Guys, I'm making a Quest film with my goddaughter - it's freakin AMAZING - but we need 2 riddles... A sphinx poses one - (not Oedipus quest) and a bee poses the other... Easy SFW and kids please :D THANKS SO MUCH - if we choose yours I'll pop u in the credits (if u like) #riddle #request
When is a flower not a flower? When it's a river. Only works if written though, not if spoken.
Guys, I'm making a Quest film with my goddaughter - it's freakin AMAZING - but we need 2 riddles... A sphinx poses one - (not Oedipus quest) and a bee poses the other... Easy SFW and kids please :D THANKS SO MUCH - if we choose yours I'll pop u in the credits (if u like) #riddle #request
Riddler The Batman
ALT: Riddler The Batman
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This fantastic smorgasbord of bite-sized erotic stories is now available. I was fortunate to get to read an advance copy and absolutely loved it. Do yourselves a favour, and grab a copy as soon as possible.
JK Mill@jkmill.bsky.social · last mo.It's launch day! Wicked Little Miracles is now available in ebook and paperback. Eighteen authors. Eighteen distinctive voices. One carefully curated collection of erotic short fiction. I couldn't be prouder of what we created together. mybook.to/wlm #WickedLittleMiracles #Erotica #IndieBooks
All the work that site owners do to provide top info which you used to be able to search AND FIND... just gets scraped up and offered as an AI overview now. And even if you scroll down... it's all sponsored posts. But you're penalised on search if you use AI on your site... the game's rigged ladz.
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
Fucking on a mountain in harnesses 🔥🌶️ by @jkmill.bsky.social who has an anthology coming out very soon guesting at @girlonthenet.bsky.social www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fucking...
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Do you get off on extremes? J K Mill's red-hot erotica about fucking 150 feet up a rock face will definitely get your adrenaline pumping.
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“Wouldn’t mind a turn myself, if the boss will let me.” #ICYMI part 6 of the #FreeUse secretary series is now available as #AudioPorn www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us... (#free to everyone outside the UK)
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She'll take the minutes for the team building tasks, then whoever wins the boss's favour gets their prize: to take a turn on his free use secretary.
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Patreons! The final part of Free Use Secretary is now up as audio! www.patreon.com/girlonthenet...
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Free Use Secretary 7 - the sunset by Girl on the Net on Patreon. Join Girl on the Net's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Guest blog submissions open again, gang. Come pitch me your sexy stories/opinions/ideas www.girlonthenet.com/guest-blogs/
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If you want to write a guest blog, that would be bloody lovely. Guest blogs in the past have included such diverse topics as foot fetishes, sex work, first time sex, and how difficult it is to chat up...
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I'm bereft
Al Ryan@alryanradio.bsky.social · last mo.The end of an era - After almost a century we said goodbye this morning to our great companion of the airwaves Radio 4 198 LW. I shall miss her warmth and crackle. Here’s the final sign off at the end of #theshippingforecast before she fell silent… ❤️