Talespinner

@talespinner.bsky.social

Heya, I'm Josh. He/Him. Lefty, RPG guy, Bay Arean, cat dad, outdoorsy. Looking for a place to buy Kofola Cola, vegetarian XLB, and fresh huitlacoche in the Bay. One time Mara Wilson liked one of my skeets. Not bragging, just saying.

Look, you may not want to hear it, but now that we have all our hard won electoral victories, it’s important to be constructive. All this talk of revenge and blood in the streets, it doesn’t get us something that lasts. You know what lasts? An OSSUARY of ICE AGENT BONES. Let’s create ARCHITECTURE.

Update: LOL. FURTHERMORE: LMAO Yeah sex is great but have you ever heard someone tell Steve Bannon that exit polls show that young men are evenly split between Dems and Republicans and he goes silent and then says, in a very soft voice: "that can't be right"

Still can’t over the fact that the president of the United States just told an entire state to pound sand after getting cyberattacked by a foreign adversary because they didn’t vote for him and it was treated like a Tuesday lol

It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

We’ve gone from “I don’t care if they reopen the Strait” to “we’ll destroy your civilization if you don’t reopen the strait” to “well if THEY don’t reopen the strait then WE are going to blockade it ourselves.” What an extraordinarily embarrassing moment for this country.

Spencer Ackerman@attackerman.bsky.social · 7mo ago

We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline

US President Donald Trump says the US Navy would immediately start blockading the Strait of ⁠Hormuz and would also interdict every vessel in international waters that had ⁠paid a toll to Iran.

https://aje.news/x545rk

When you drop a bomb on civilians, I think that’s murder. I don’t really care for any justifications. They’re people. The enormity of the loss is devastating and it’s easier for some people to look away. But for other people, that’s their family. Their children. It’s just sickening and so wrong.

it cant be said enough that all tech smart guys and billionaires thought this guy would be great and now the world economy is fucked we're like a week from gas rationing and their guy is threatening nukes.

Reupping my list of Suggested Muppet Show Guests Chappell Roan Hugh Jackman Selena Gomez Jemaine Clement Quinta Brunson Ncuti Gatwa Timothée Chalamet Matt Berry Dave Bautista Jack Quaid Awkwafina John Hamm Idris Elba Tawny Newsome Kathryn Hahn Lin-Manuel Miranda Natasha Lyonne Stephanie Beatriz