I'm now imagining a sitcom where he's promised the world cup final to three different countries and he has to somehow get round them all in one day without the others realising.
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Just sent an email but didn't notice the typo that meant I said 'All the besty' at the end, so now I'm going to throw myself into the fucking sea.
If I wanted respectful comments when I died I would simply not defend paedophillia or beat up a pregnant woman or be an all-round nasty cunt whilst I was alive
Deeply frustrating when you start to like an American comedian so you watch their stand up and you remember how awful US audiences are. Stop fucking WHOOPING. Jesus CHRIST.
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
To the tune of Seven Nation Army: OHH KEVIN LAMOURRRRR OHH KEVIN LAMOURRRRR
That poor lad is trying his best to do ‘disgusted face’ whilst in full memory mode.
John Stones signing for Inter feels very good. Don't know why. Nice feel to it.
If Infantino was capable of feeling shame he'd resign by tomorrow.