Trump likes writing his name on things. He should change the name of Air Force Two To The Never Trump Plane

Love my little Lithops

“First, I’d like to say how excited we both are to be here with you this morning.”

Elon has had to replace his high tech Russian bots with a python script.

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Elon is losing his mind. 🍿

Everywhere is a good place for a kid to have their head in a book. But a specially good place is on top of unofficial street furniture.

There's no such thing as feral cats. Some cats just don't think dry biscuits is fair recompense for having to shit in a box with a human watching.

So you think you're forgetful? Bono from U2 started in 1986 And he stiiiiiiillll Hasn't fooooouuuund What he's looking fooooor

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...

I think the horse is the one carrying the grudge.

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Fun fact: Leonardo de Carpio initially supported Project 25, but now it's 26 he doesn't.

Trump announces plans for his presidential library

No lies detected

Everybody has the right to vote in secret, but that doesn't mean you can't tell everyone how you vote. Now might be a good time for libs to set up community groups so they can contact each other and compare published results with what they collectively know the numbers should be.

If you boil rice, lentils, and a small amount of green veg, you can live off that everyday. You may think I'm mad, but half the world does it.

This lamda could have been a for loop

I'll happily recommend you follow Babe Ruthless, & I'm definitely nobody

𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎@unfitz.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I come very lowly recommended. Ask anyone.

At least it's a dry skeet.

They don't know your password, they store hashes. It's a good to learn how works. They can check your password but they don't have it.

Opinion Editor @ Bluesky@dly.bsky.social · 2mo ago

STOP ASKING FOR MY PASSWORD YOU ALREADY KNOW IT ANYWAY

STOP ASKING FOR MY PASSWORD YOU ALREADY KNOW IT ANYWAY

I have ann increasingly concerning carbon footprint from burning onions.

Given the current political climate, pop stars should stop singing "I love you baby"

I learned today that in Spain, Women can get Naproxen without prescription, because when a women says it fucking hurts, it fucking does. And men can not get Naproxen without prescription, because they are complaining lame pussies. Fairs. By and large, Spain does things right.

"I recently bought a toilet brush... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper."

Que pena. Tenía graffiti tan guapa. Hasta hoy parece que falta vida, es esteril y limpio. Una gran nada donde había un gran algo. ACAB

They really press my buttons. Especially the little one at the back of my throat that makes me vomit.