Uncle Ert
@terradamnata.bsky.social
Great Lakes enjoyer | He/They Yeah I didn’t read the article Get busy chilling or get dying 2,000+ time food poisoning survivor
"I think it’s a non-issue, and I think it’s people trying to just come for the trans community. I just don’t stand for that.” hell yeah!
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 17h ago
Vanity restaurant opening is like the apex predator of wealthy boomers
if the grinch jacked off he'd be buying playboy magazines from who hefner
Still thinking about the Hadrian Oreo I made
Pretty incredible how much of the MAGA agenda and its effects hit the bathroom.
Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada
Paper products among hardest-hit sectors after trade negotiations broke down, with 25-50% tariffs estimated
theguardian.com
Anybody want to open a bidet company w me real quick?
Steve Held@peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 21h agoPretty incredible how much of the MAGA agenda and its effects hit the bathroom.
![Lice 'The Burgers' Lyrics
[Verse 1: Aesop Rock]
What do you think is in the burgers?
What do you think is in the burgers?
Mystery meats from different merchants
Cats and dogs and missing persons](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iidmldy5xkfem4ezreeumnom/bafkreiepyaam3boixl3h72nqm242cm4kt5y6c2edycvzkmqs76k3qwcxtu)
The Dark Souls games only exist because waterboarding is a two-person game and sometimes your partner is busy.
this one goes out to all the big titties we lost and all the great women attached to them.. may all our children learn to read
Bluesky can't die before I upload that Oblivion video with the Lil Wayne song replacing the combat music
Virgo: Remember that part in Ace Ventura 2 where he's forcing his way out the back end of a fake rhinoceros? Imagine that but like, really sad.
James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me
Watching weird tv at my dad’s house, a documentary about Smokey Mountain Wrestling? One character is unabomber themed but in name only
Watching bats swoop for insects in the twilight with wonder, then hearing them roost behind the shutters on the side of my bedroom wall later
The FDA has turned the freakin’ produce section into the pro-deuce section