Wenn ich mich von nem Polizisten scheiden lasse, hab ich dann Schwein gehabt? 🤔
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Minors DNI, please. I'm 28, polyamorous, I adore public transit and love Lichtenberg. 161✊
the best option assuming things like "send iran an apology note along with trump's head in a box" are off the table, of course *looks at mods* which it should be, as that would be Violent and Wrong 😇
Hot take, but Joshua Schmidt is the Yu-Gi-Oh! counterpart to Aaron "Cybertron" Zheng in Pokémon VGC.
Weißer Junge VERWIRRT die Restaurantbelegschaft indem er eine PERFEKTE MANDARINE bestellt 😳😳
Ich 2016: Polykrise (Probleme mit Beziehungsöffnung, polyamourösen Szenenormen und Eifersucht) Wir alle 2026: Polykrise (Klimawandel, Rechtsruck, Kriege, Trump, ...)
Heute nochmal schnell in die Geschäftsstelle um die korrigierte Kandidat*innenvereinbarung zu unterschreiben, der BVV-Kram fühlt sich langsam wirklich echt an
Falls ihr heute auch in irgendeinem Dorf auf der Couch liegt und nicht wisst was ihr mit euch anfangen sollt: 1) Tretet in Die Linke ein 2) Tretet in eure Gewerkschaft ein 3) Tretet in die Rote Hilfe ein 4) Spendet an Seenotrettung, Obdachlosenhilfe, Kältebus etc. 5) Steinigt St. Stephanus
Well Worf, it IS frustrating that Temporal Affairs didn’t let us go back in time and…deal…with Cheney, but on the plus side, this is the day he finally kicked the bucket so we can—hmm? Sorry, what’s that Klingon word mean? “May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”? Oh, that’s a good one!
Elif Eralp ist die beste Kandidatin für Berlin. Mutig, entschlossen und Anwältin all derer, die den Laden hier am Laufen halten. Mit @eliferalp.bsky.social nehmen wir den Kampf um diese Stadt auf. Wir kämpfen dafür, dass alle Menschen ein sicheres Zuhause haben und Berlin wieder bezahlbar wird.
professor x: what's your power? me: I can make any vehicle pop a wheelie professor +: oh hell yeah
The “but it could work for us” meme from arrested development, but it’s just shitlibs throwing marginalized groups under the bus
she's one of those politicians where i truly believe if her aides handed her a speech announcing she was going to ban spoons or add an extra day to the week or something she'd just read it without question
andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts
I really think this article is sensational and hard hitting. It’s very long, but worth reading. (It’s a gifted link I hope you enjoy) www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/m...
How Netanyahu Prolonged the War in Gaza to Stay in Power
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“Wow. Well I’m sure there’s some normal explanation 🤠” me every single day. Not knowing if there’s a normal explanation for anything
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
if i die in a nuclear blast in dc you cant do that "a man died, dont be political" shit. you gotta be as political as possible with it. use it to justify whatever you want. tell them i died because of trump. or because steven universe didnt center aroace voices. or bc ur boss sucks. really milk it!
Another character who Bleeds trans egg vibes for Pride. Like I cant unsee it Don't feel bad for her though. She plays Traptrix #art #myart #transgender #transgirl #originalart #transisbeautiful #doodle #illustration #yugioh #weevil
Just watched Alien³ and I'm just baffled The cons: - most of the cast looked the same - the direction was a mess - the cgi aged like milk - the plot meanders with very little payoff The pros: - Sigourney Weaver - Charles Dance - that one scene where the Alien's almost kissing Ripley. Good meme.
The guy in front of me at the Babymetal concert had a lock screen of Tifa Lockhart giving bedroom eyes The rest of the concert was nice too