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if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 10h agoThis is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...
new EPISODE about a MINOR CONSTRUCTION DEFECT that would be EASY TO OVERLOOK
M: your mission is to make it from Troy to Ithaca, where agent Penelope will be waiting Q: now, look 007. This satchel here is no ordinary satchel. It contains the winds of Zephyr Bond, doing the worst smirk ever: id have thought there's enough windbags around here already
They should have Daniel Craig do it again hut give him the Benoit Blanc accent
The Independent@the-independent.com · 14h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
hmm, i've about had it with the bloor street "car lanes" experiment. literally no one uses these things. how can businesses expect to survive when there's no space for customers to linger?
Fake Connecticut Town Names: Cringeport White Haven Damnford Teen Witch (pronounced "tennitch") New Canaan
With all the attention paid to the feelings of a small, wealthier subset of New Yorkers, you may have forgotten that some 70 percent of New York City residents rent their homes. Here's what four of them think of the pied-à-terre tax rollout: hellgatenyc.com/nyc-tenants-...
I know we live in perpetual 2016 but the upshot is the vindication that, on a long enough timeline, the central idea behind Bernie Would Have Won was correct.
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
doing brazilian jiu jitsu without the proper uniform inside a wawa to earn my sandwich, call that a no gi hoagie
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
The DSA in Wilmingotn, N.C. has created a "crisis" by putting benches at city bus stops, after literal decades of the city promising and failing to do so.
Democratic Socialists’ bus benches remain, city mum on next steps | Port City Daily
WILMINGTON — The handmade bus benches installed by the Wilmington Democratic Socialists of America have highlighted a problem nearly everyone agrees exists: most Wave bus stops have nowhere for riders...
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Once again: AI is the reverse printing press that makes asynchronous communication impossible
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoNew from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
if there's more than one horse then why do they all have the same birthday??
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat if someone told you there's MORE than one horse? Have you ever considered that?
strangely cathartic to meet someone who was in the same boy scout troop as you and compare notes and realize "oh shit yeah it actually was that bad"
So with regards to what I said about how Fark won't survive this year without more TF subscribers, I wrote up a longer explanation about what we're all up against. Not just Fark, all of digital media.
Fark NotNewsletter: Not Ready to go on the cart
Fark NotNewsletter: Not Ready to go on the cart
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set my compass north i got winter in my blood
Ginger Turmeric Please@freeroo.blacksky.app · last wk.Would y'all rather experience an extreme heat apocalypse or an extreme cold apocalypse? For the cold, the temperature is never above 0ºF. For the heat, the temperature is never below 115ºF. After typing all this out I think it is safe to say neither is good but probably heat.
throwback to the time I went to the Tate Modern and the words “Piet Mondrian’s ‘loss’” washed over me like a vision of God in all Their glory
I come back to this tumblr post again and again
Hillary Monahan@hillarymonahan.bsky.social · last wk.Nobody wants predictive data models to stop working for the people in medicine. Or translating ancient Pompeii texts. Or the other ways we were already using it. We want it to stop replacing workers, killing the environment, and stealing from artists. Hope that clarifies.
this is what CEOs all talked to before they could "ask AI"
![[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]
YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:
9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections
seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdrmdificlltovjippwxtyl5/bafkreidmuctnfu3u6do7emi2dtjnzv4u4fxb75avus7s4c723usfzd5lpa)
