Obviously everyone knows this is perfect comedy. But I don't think the music coming in when it does gets enough credit.

we're just normal men@normalmen.bsky.social · 3d ago

The Odyssey merch is getting out of hand

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 6d ago

Sainsbury's to sell Argos for £120m

If you only see one show at the fringe (which you shouldn't, that's not enough) then it should be this one.

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)@theacms.bsky.social · 2w ago

Why yes you *should* come see us at @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social this #edfringe, we're ever so good at late-mixed mixed-bill ridiculousness. And so reasonably priced too!

New MGS remaster looks great.

Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace@hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 2w ago

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

an epic journey where one of the locations is ithaca? uh, yes please

Sinister sight at our accommodation.

WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN WE HAD SCREAMING AT THE SUN

Developing a game where you fire a gun at a man called Adam. It's a first person shooter.

Just found this lanquishing in a folder.

Pro tip to any burglars out there, lot of people with their windows open tonight.

Phoning 111 to ask how many mini milks I'm allowed to shove up my arse

Every time the England (male) football team win, Nigel Farage cums. Three lines on his shirt.

Wait, has @pierrenovellie.bsky.social been doing guerilla marketing this whole time?

Consumer Time Capsule@consumertc.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Next week, McDonald's is bringing back the FRIED APPLE PIE for the first time in over three decades (at least here in the States). I know I'll be first in line to grab one of these - prepping my mouth for extreme burns already! (1986 packaging depicted below)

New couples halloween costume just dropped.

Gerry Doyle@mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 2mo ago

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

Why do I keep on getting dirty looks when I say I asked Al about something? My mate Alex knows loads.

The upstairs of my house is a write off.

It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonald’s apple pie

If a cock can crow, then can a crow cock?

Krissy Strange Nerd@krissystrangenerd.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Waking up on a sunny Sunday morning in your own home with nothing to do is a pleasure that can force the grim realities away for a bit. No one's even starting mowing yet. I can hear birds, even a cock crowing in the distance

When do you think we had our first politician who had seen goatse?

Adult Shit Shit might be the worst thing ever @pierrenovellie.bsky.social @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social The podcast has been full recolonised

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

Gravity is a chump. Never work for exposure.

Jacob Aron@jjaron.bsky.social · 4mo ago

One neat fact about Artemis II is that, having done a burn toward the moon, they now basically need no fuel to get there or return to Earth. Gravity does all the work for free

I really enjoyed #SNLUK, but now I’m just worried the Americans are going to do what they always do with greatest British comedy, remake it, and ruin it.

I slept with Mary Jane but I don't think Peter will mind. I hear he's a swinger.

@skywalker.thereforeiam.eu For the past week or so I've been getting occasional failures to launch the app. Can't see any pattern. Anyone else reported anything similar?

At last, someone to transport all my swords.

You can find out Sonic's age by cutting him in half and counting the rings inside.

My next DnD character is cleric Al Error.

Hopefully @matthighton.bsky.social has enough free time to edit Bobby into Stallone's Dredd.

SteveDeeGreen@stevedeegreen.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I thought I'd seen most #Dredd pics Dredd vs Mr Blobby posted elsewhere by the disturbingly knowledgeable MacMac Anorak...