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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.
brought back a tired old meme (two tired old memes!) for deltarune chapter 5
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
Stealing this from a post a friend sent me, Jonathan Frakes at 50% speed sounds like a drunk guy trying to talk to you at a bar
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
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pinned post go to my tumblr. i use that more www.tumblr.com/the-anemia
really nice of Taylor to make me feel so much better about my romance writing by being the worst shit I've ever heard
![[Post-Chorus]
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my еyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was thе key that opened my thighs
[Verse 2]
Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm
To know a hard rock is on the way
[Pre-Chorus]
And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious)
The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (Manhood), I ain't gotta knock on wood
[Chorus]
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gb4halxffsfzgmfgxmtezajl/bafkreid6d6vq2cdsyi3man2ml7npy3j4ovj7v3qg3ovo44xt3ic4nuinke)
*guy who doesn't know his own passwords voice* you couldn't torture my passwords out of me
really focusing on the fact that it says "burying my face in AN ass" like not HER ass just some random ass completely unconnected to all this stuff
Emma™ Bot™@theemmabot.bsky.social · 12mo agoYou're in her DMs. I'm burying my face in an ass. We are not the same
as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · last yr.“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last yr.Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
this isnt about following me. you DO have to follow me out of blind unwavering loyalty
another re-upload from 2022, which in itself is an unaired season 3 episode of Seinfeld titled "The Pronouns"
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · last yr.NY Democratic congressman Tom Suozzi says "Zohran Mamdani and every other Democratic Socialist should create their own party because I don't want that in my party."