Lmao what is even going on here Blue Jays?

the bluesky experience:

One hour into my cottage weekend with buddies and I backed into a ditch on the driveway. Got it out with some towing help and thankfully it's a pretty good car to get out of a ditch.

Even though humans have proven throughout history to be capable of unthinkable levels of hatred, it is simply impossible for us to hate these freaks enough. The entirety of humanity's hate combined is merely a fraction of the hate they deserve.

Futurism@futurism.com · 2mo ago

They're even more unpopular than data centers.

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

Stupidest country in the world continues to get even stupider

Michael Clemens@mclem.org · 2mo ago

If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of our future innovation capacity, prosperity, and national security crumbling. Shattering our university research system and international student pipeline will harm all Conservative & Liberal Americans. From the American Institute of Physics—>

legitimately hilarious WCW Saturday Night gimmick

Let's be real, this guy is never seeing the kids unsupervised again.

amy brown 👻@amybrown.xyz · 2mo ago

kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

Who wants to go in on getting an early start making Andrew Tate Didn't Kill Himself merch?

Grudgie the Wail@grudgie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“The President who was buddies with a notorious pedophile and sex trafficker has a son who is buddies with sex traffickers” seems like a big story to me idk

People who say the 2nd Pete from Nickolodeon’s The Adventures of Pete & Pete can't be forgiven because they rimmed a school shooter are the same people who simp for these folks.

Another botched penis surgery that has become infected

e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 2mo ago

let the speculation about the nature of Elon's illness begin!

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2y ago

Trump is reportedly expected to nominate anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services

Woke up feeling a little bit American this morning for a few hours (I had bad diarrhea)

Another day working in the beautiful Ontario summer.

Explosive diarrhea son or hazardous air daughter.

LMAO ITS NOT COMING HOME

Is it good when it's so hot that the asphalt is so soft that a car jack sinks into it?

me when my girl takes her top off

look, young posters, i need you to understand something. right now, quantity is a quality all of its own. no need to only post bangers. you just need to fire everything and see what sticks, much like Lindsay Graham's bowels did as he shat himself to death so hard it jettisoned him out the window.

Fuck fuck fuck, no it's not going home, go Norway get it back

Good eatin tonight

Think everyone on here could use this reminder now and then

incontinent adult baby fetish guy coming home from work and changing into a different diaper like mr. rogers

Before you are two figures guarding the Strait. One only tells lies and the other only tells the truth. It's up to you to figure out which is which. Me: oh shit oh fuck this is impossible.

Take every chance you have to be with the ones you love. Two days ago I was relaxing in Costa Rica with my parents feeling like I'm living the dream. Yesterday while snorkeling my dad's heart gave out and now he's just gone at 69. Life comes at you fast and out of nowhere.