crouching is the standing of sitting

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Welcome to id Software Inc. website in 1996

"no sex scenes and all the food looks awful" yeah welcome to early parenthood

Jar-Jar

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car

Why they put the proof in the pudding? What's wrong with people?

“Last spring, over 1000 FBI analysts were told to review and redact the Epstein Files. Sources confided that there were training videos instructing them on how to find, log, and redact Trump’s name. The FBI just sent me their response confirming the videos exist.” open.substack.com/pub/muellers...

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: FBI Admits it has Epstein Files Training Videos

In a letter sent to me in response to my Freedom of Information Act Request, the FBI admits to having training videos that it failed to release under the Epstein Files Transparency Act

open.substack.com

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

Half Life 3 is looking good!

After a long time, the work with @nathansen.bsky.social on the ordinary conception of the word 'racist' is officially alive on the internet! Get that beautifully typeset and carefully copyedited pdf—all 44 pages of gloriousness—at Ergo for FREEEEEEEEE! journals.publishing.umich.edu/ergo/article...

Shen-yi Liao 廖顯禕@liao.shen-yi.org · last yr.

Time to tap that self-promotion sign. When we asked people what % of people can be reasonably called 'racist', the mean is ~30 on a 0-100 scale, with wide variation. Ordinary people don't seem to use 'racist' in a way that implies racists are vanishingly rare. philpapers.org/rec/HANMCI

Just found a way to make AI touch grass for me.

Visiting an old friend in West Ridge today.

I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.

Every time there's a sunset, bisexual God promises he will never destroy the Earth by genderqueer again.

Andi Zeisler@andizeisler.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Folks, we did it. An old man is literally yelling at a cloud.

I'll be teapot-maxxing next weekend, I'm inspired by this.

The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL)@themerl.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

our neighbours are getting solar panels so the scaffolders showed up last week, and proceeded to install the scaffolding on the wrong house, so they came back today and dismantled it and are now reinstalling it on a different wrong house

Intercept #0113 from KH-11 KENNEN (NODIS) 1. Haunted Puppy Camp 2. Disputed Office of 5G 3. Source of Sailmaxxers

Not sure why ghosts hate consonants so much.

Memory fleeting. What balm can there be today? It all fades away. #badphotosbadhaiku

The flowers. All gone. Who has never known the taste of donuts. #pocketphotos

Josh Mayfield@bean525.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Weird how no one in musicals forget the words.

Had Tums for lunch.

And what about post-written software?

Paul F. Tompkins@pftompkins.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Why would your solution not be to download the software at home idiot www.businessinsider.com/gavin-newsom...

Mothman love lamp.

I've been saying this for years!

It's Abby. Yep@itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Make birthdays better by replacing cake with pie

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos