Just got jumpscared by the awareness that asmr mukbangs exist and had to hear a full thirty seconds of it before I could find the remote, so if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go pull off all my skin..💀

I'm on season 4 and man it must suck trying to plan filming long running shows with kids lol, Carl had a major growth spurt between eps 4 & 5, were talking two inches taller and several pitches deeper over one supply run, poor kid must've felt like an amoeba splitting in two.😆😱

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 4d ago

Maaan, I forgot how much of a maddening tactical nightmare Andrea was lol, dammit woman stop almost getting people killed in the dumbest ways and thinking you're cool for it, the universe will smite thee.

Found a stink bug confounded by a doorway last night, caught & released it without much stress but I reckon it either did a little panic squirt or their general odour is fascinating, cuz I just found the cat enthusiastically rolling around in eau de bug.. It's supposed to repel you, dumbass.😆

The lives saved by that alert will be outnumbered by the heart attacks caused.

phone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT HAVE DISPOSABLE BARBECUES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA reality: we keep letting corporations pollute and fuck up the planet and doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING to stop them

Fuckin emergency alert over here trying to kill me lol, dammit don't do that unless it's nukes or zombies, jeez..

Hey Hey - Instead of a new episode tomorrow, how about a nice video diary today? This is the one that accompanied Ep 499: Door To Door! Now you can SEE our pain, not just hear it! youtu.be/Fm9A1PBPfSU @e-loud.bsky.social

Door To Door Video Diary

YouTube video by Cheap Show

youtu.be

Not to be some wild-eyed innocent, but I think it should be slightly bigger news that The Lancet have crunched the numbers and found that Musk's USAID cuts will kill 14 million people. And that's just by 2030. That's 9,600 people a day, every day, until the next world cup rolls around.

Jørgen Heszlein@heszlein.bsky.social · 4d ago

New estimate of Elon Musk’s death toll just dropped www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

Caught the sun and the moon in a net. 🌒 (S'okay, I threw em back)

Dear whoever is setting off fireworks in a tinderbox drought; you suck and your face is dumb as a butt.

JUST TO NOTE IF PEOPLE PLAN ON USING COLANDERS TO SEE THE ECLIPSE YOU ARE NOT LOOKING THROUGH IT, YOU ARE USING IT TO FILTER THE LIGHT AND WATCH THE SHADOW OF THE MOON ON THE GROUND/OTHER SURFACE

Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 4d ago

GOD NO NOT LIKE THAT this is my plan, to use a colander - BUT YOU HOLD IT OVER THE GROUND BECAUSE THE ECLIPSE SHINES THROUGH IT AND YOU WATCH THE SHADOWS

Maaan, I forgot how much of a maddening tactical nightmare Andrea was lol, dammit woman stop almost getting people killed in the dumbest ways and thinking you're cool for it, the universe will smite thee.

Pseudo 🎃@thepseudosapien.bsky.social · 6d ago

Started rewatching The Walking Dead from the very beginning and damn.. remember the days when it took five or six full force whacks with a bat to take out one walker? By the end it was like popping balloons, you could do it with a blunt pencil lol

this whimsy is load bearing

If you were thinking about buying a Pocket Pixel Design tshirt, now would be a great time to do that, so I can pay rent, KTHNXBAI 🥹 pocketpixel.design

Started rewatching The Walking Dead from the very beginning and damn.. remember the days when it took five or six full force whacks with a bat to take out one walker? By the end it was like popping balloons, you could do it with a blunt pencil lol

Rick Grimes Riding Bicycle

Alt: Rick Grimes in the first episode of The Walking Dead, dressed only in a hospital gown and boxers, shakily riding a bicycle with a panicked expression.

static.klipy.com

Who you gonna call?

I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)

Ordered a cute decorative candle and some face masks, received three bentos of tuna sushi instead... Good sensible start to the day lol..

Carrying on from last night's ghost theme; The most convincing "ghost" experience I've ever had wasn't one that I witnessed myself, it was when an ex & I were video chatting & he abruptly cut me off with "OK GUESS I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE THEN", I was shocked & asked wtf where'd that come from etc..

Episode 500 is right around the corner, and so to celebrate, CheapShow does its most ambitious & punishing walkabout episode EVER… And it’s only from Eli’s place to Paul’s! You want a REAL Odessey? Here is CheapShow’s very own 3 hour epic! Ep 499: Door To Door www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-499-door-...

Ep 499: Door To Door | CheapShow

Episode 500 is right around the corner, and so to celebrate, CheapShow does its most ambitious, arduous & punishing walkabout episode EVER… And it’s only from Eli’s place to Paul’s! You want a REAL Od...

thecheapshow.co.uk

Decided to search simply "Ghost hunting equipment", because apparently I want to go to bed angry lol, & can I just say how much I hate this crap? Dead people can create "emf fluctuations" to produce specific words from a tiny word bank? Wild how dying makes you psychic & telekinetic. 130 idiot quids

Saw a kid in Asda who wouldn't stop spinning, like through the whole store he was rapidly rotating up & down the aisles, & all I could think was boy I'm glad I don't have kids, & damn someone needs to get this kid into ice skating cuz shit was impressive lol, I'd have collapsed puking after 2 aisles

bubonic slaygue 💅

It's weird living in the "just because someone is a nazi doesn't mean they're antisemitic, maybe YOU'RE antisemitic for pointing it out" era.

Had a mold inspection & am delighted to say that all my efforts over the past 2 years paid off & all readings in every room are now "perfect". Very relieved cuz I'm quite prone to thinking everything I do sucks & I've been convinced I probably missed a spot lol. Take that, filth! I vanquish thee!💪😤

Had the sudden urge to make a happy lil desk buddy to help me stay mindful of the ol' toxic rumination cycles.👍 Yes, Backrooms is my new current feel-good flick, it was inevitable really lol.

I never knew New Rock made platform boot sandals lol.. Entering my socks 'n' sandals phase but keeping it 🤘metal🤘.

I swear, the Venn diagram of guys who talk shit about OF/adult creators and guys who were foaming furious when Page 3 was cancelled is a flawless circle.

We’re clearing out the PO BOXES this week, to clear the decks for the forthcoming 500! In another “roughly” real time episode, we’re packing in as much CheapShow as we can, including TWO ruddy “Price of Shites”! In ONE hour? Madness! Ep 498: Everything Must Go! www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-498-every...

Ep 498: Everything Must Go | CheapShow

We’re clearing out the PO BOXES this week, to clear the decks for the forthcoming 500! In another “roughly” real time episode, we’re packing in as much CheapShow as we can, including TWO ruddy “Price ...

thecheapshow.co.uk

What rain? Where?? How dare they taunt me with these falsities..