BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
Joe Berkowitz
@joeberkowitz.bsky.social
Writer. Not too annoying. Books: American Cheese, Away With Words, You Blew it. Bylines: Many of the good places.
people who said ‘vote blue no matter who’ back in 2024 now
Man Screaming 'I Hate That Game' (ITYSL)
ALT: Man Screaming 'I Hate That Game' (ITYSL)
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suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
can't find premium content like this on threads i'll tell you that much
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Guy who discovered ginger: Just gonna check if this tree branch is spicy
Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
Good morning! For the @nytimes.com, I interviewed these two, plus Kid Congo Powers and more, for a story on the Cramps. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/a...
Found a weirdly anatomically correct statue in the Scottish Highlands.
My favorite What We Do in the Shadows Easter Egg: Colin Robinson is personally responsible for the events of the movie Se7en www.instagram.com/reel/DalMT5y...
Shoutout to this iconic Halloween costume.
imagine if the bennet sisters had experienced garlic bread
What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched your neeps and tatties.
Love to have a pet theory, like why it's called a caesar salad or how something that demonstrably did not happen actually did happen and people need to go to jail over it.
imagining the cat claw snick of the gems on his rented jacket snagging the chair every time his weight shifts, arthritis in his thumb flaring on the neck of that bottle, so much heavier than it looks, but the royalties ran out long ago and you can’t be the copy guy forever so you keep holding it
One word: icon.
This is how she got banned from Bluesky btw
Doris Day 1973. Photo by Ellen Graham.
Toy Story is and always has been an immoral film series. it teaches children that they should feel guilt for not playing with all of their toys equally, and that playing creatively "wrong" is evil. Pixar must be held to account
I’m showing my age here, but when I’m buying weapons grade plutonium that’s more of a “on the computer” purchase. It feels weird buying it on my phone!
Insider trading aside, fun to think of WSJ or NYP paying this much money to get quickest possible access to an AI video of Trump bodyslamming Rosie O'Donnell.
The president's media company is offering investors early access to his Truth Social feed for up to $100,000 a month. Experts say the service may violate insider trading laws.
“Dreams” by the Cranberries is the platonic ideal of a song buskers would be performing as I bum around Dublin.
People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
If you’re worried the next generation of republicans are rabid, incompetent idiots, I have some bad news about the current generation of republicans.
Senior Republican congressional staffer on trying to recruit new policy experts: “We have a generation of rabid, incompetent idiots.”
I somehow missed yesterday’s anniversary of the publication of one of my favorite headlines in St Paul history. (upper right column)
People across America are googling "The Odyssey .epub free" at greater rates than at any point in history before.