one thing this site is still missing vis-a-vis Twitter is that on Twitter they are still coming up with “ways to be weird online” that no one has ever seen before
video categories that will always be worth my time: • using an air horn at the golf course • white person successfully cooks soul food, impressing an initially skeptical black commentator • pet is caught destroying household items • zoo animal is given special treat
Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
these old ladies boarded the quiet car and have been yapping non stop. Do i dare
just saw a promo for a new food show called Everything on the Menu and it was a clip of a guy going “That’s why I’m ordering EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.” god bless america
it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
it’s almost time for my favorite christmas tradition: defector’s “what did americans get stuck in their orifices this year” post. reading old ones to get hyped up
first i thought this place was too horny. now i dont think it’s horny enough
my friends have a poster of this in their bathroom and i’m constantly thinking about stealing it but it won’t fit down my pants
sarah 🌸@helldragonchick.bsky.social · 8mo ago
The titular wokeness being rolled back is the Civil Rights Act of 1964
Paul Waldman@paulwaldman.bsky.social · 8mo agoWashington Post editorial board really speaking truth to power
im sick of bullshit, im sick of rancor, im sick of aggression, of preening and sanctimony and malice and grandiosity and fraud and corruption. i would like things to be a lot less like the way they are and yet, i am skeptical that the toothpaste is ever going back into the tube
is anyone working for a website that needs someone to write recaps of All’s Fair???? this is my application
god i love the time of year when the chopped cheese harvest comes in
i didn’t see Fast and the Furious until like way way waaaaaay after it came out and when i finally did i tweeted like “Oh. This is literally just Point Break” and some guy got SO FUCKING MAD at me for that. he was like EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY YOU DUMB WHORE
Max the comics guy who does comics about comics@waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 8mo agoI’m watching a guy react to The Wizard of Oz, a movie he has never seen before, and basically the entire video is him going “oh, [X] was referencing this” every five minutes.
