Alectopause so fucking long, I got into Warhammer instead
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it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
I want a game made by a dev who hates me & will shoot me
Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 2d agomaybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
One thing that confuses me about Brazilian politics is that Bolsonaro has his strongest support in Rio de Janeiro. You'd think that encountering even 1 (one) American tourist would make you think that any politician who wants a better relationship with the U.S. should be hit with a bazooka
breaks my heart when people respond to zine scams with long threads of "advice" boiling down to 1) don't make zines and 2) if you do, professionalize. genuinely think my advice would be the complete opposite. go smaller, go shittier, go more diy, and all of that will keep it manageable.
Similar to a closet key & cupid's arrow, I believe in the Folding Chair That Makes You Trans. It's when you get distracted for a second & something smites you like an angry god so hard, you get a new gender
Back in the day anime girls used to hide their long hair under these kind of caps to pretend to be a boy until the end of the episode
The "yuri is male gaze" debate becomes gut-bustingly hilarious once you realize that, more often than not, the genre is created by female mangaka sitting at their desks like:
What a beautiful night to remember that Commander Awake Remembrance Of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back To Reality Oops There Goes Gravity could not & did not love the bioweapon in her womb that became Gideon Nav
A sister concept to trying to create a cute wholesome dynamic & instead writing domestic abuse is trying to create Feminist Fantasy™ & ending up with a story so wretchedly misogynistic, it feels like trolling
Well, I think Maomao is justified in telling Lakan to fuck off
Actors may not want to weigh in on politics but I assure you politics will be weighing in on the entertainment industry
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
🔪🎃The Kyler Feyville Horror 2: The Possession 👻@kylerfey.bsky.social · 8mo agoAs many of you will recall, the poem in the shape of beating Henry Kissinger to death is perhaps the single greatest piece of literature of this century.
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
Just did the digital equivalent of putting in one ice cube instead of two. Let's see how long until they notice
Today on Tumblr I saw a DNI KINK DNI NSFW DNI DARKSHIP post for fucking. Warhammer
Saucyragù 🔞@saucyragou.bsky.social · 2y ago🎯
Upstairs neighbors flooded my whole shit & my entire room will have to be renovated. It smells like wet concrete still
He’s a cool cowboy. 🤠 This was a really fun one. 💖💖 Commission for @megapurrv.bsky.social #Transformers #mtmte
Sharing this post from @theuncannydag.bsky.social here because it is so true FR, and how dare you leave this Tumblr-exclusive.
