the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Greg With Two G's
@plusgreg.bsky.social
Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
I love that Zzzquil is just liquid benadryl and a leeeeeeetle bit of booze.
This highlights a profound impact of Trump — the further normalization of violence against women. Trump got elected in spite of his long history of violence against women. He is not held accountable when he continues to abuse women. 1/2
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11h agoMax Miller on why he's staying in the race: "When we go back to 2015 and 2016, & people in the media looked at President Trump, & everyone came out with allegations. Dozens of women, dozens of crazy allegations, dozens of nasty criminal misconduct. And you know what he did? He stayed in the fight."
YOU: So this movie is basically The Purge, but– ME: Stop right there. You had me at The Purge Butt.
there were not one, but two revolting state house Dems who tried to sue trans women off the ballot because they did not use their deadnames. they've both lost.
Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 21h agooh, this is great to see—Liberati is a gross socially conservative dynasty pol who tried to get Whaley, a progressive, disqualified for not filing under her deadname. Harris+1.5 so she starts out favored
considering how well things are going in new york, the lesson here is clear: fuck these people
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 23h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Perez Hilton live-streamed himself engaging in self-harm and clips of it are now circulating on social media.
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 7mo agoMaybe turn off video autoplay today: Settings > Content and media > Autoplay videos and GIFs Toggle off.
One of the sound round clues I played at trivia tonight was Dwayne Johnson singing "You're Welcome" and an older lady who had recently wandered into the bar just kept yelling "SHREK!" at me during it. Normally I clarify the Don't Yell Answers rule, but I just enjoyed the ambience.
Omaha pals, the heat has broken and it's downright AUTUMNAL out there. Come play trivia at the indoor/outdoor oasis of The Cottonwood Club. We'll batten down the hatches if the weather turns and have a great night either way. $60 in prizes, free to play, game starts at 7pm!
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
If you show up to Bluesky without following anyone, you'll be treated to a series of posts about art, music, and dogs. If you show up to X without following anyone, you'll be bombarded with right-wing conspiracies and white supremacist slop. It's weird which one is seen as a "political bubble"
if we lived under socialism every adult in this country would get a $600 tariff refund check but instead they are giving your money to the very multibillion dollar corporations who pricegouged you
Chain restaurants should give you some kind of perk on days when your Bluesky posts break containment. Free Impossible Whopper to keep vegans out of your mentions. Half off Culver's Shrimp, in tribute to @katmabu.bsky.social.
Our screaming beauty standards have shifted so much.
John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 2d agoThis is what we used to consider a beautiful screaming lady.
For every 10 reposts this gets I'll make Artie's stick bigger.
I know this is controversial in our modern times, but I think even people with pre-existing health conditions should not shit themselves to death because they ate a bagged salad.
On a work road trip with Patrick. He's only got Huey Lewis & The News tapes in his car, and he thinks MFK stands for MURDER, Fuck, Kill? Weird dude.
The only thing Wolverine hates more than mutant intolerance is Mondays.
Toby watching Daemons of the Shadow Realm watching Fullmetal Alchemist because He Cosplayed Fullmetal Alchemist
MagicMetalBird 🐑@magicmetalbird.com · last wk.OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD
New Sylvan Esso samples Sigur Ros, just bury me in elder millennial nostalgia, no casket just wet wet mud.
As a longtime fan of @jadomian.bsky.social, the space they're giving him to play on InfoWars is just really delightful.
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 3d agoBreathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
MN Lynx coach Cheryl Reeves today, while her team won the game
