Glengarry Glenn Danzig. Is that anything?

If you want to know what it’s like to work at a public library, imagine working at a community center/video store but everyone who comes in has fallen through a time rip. They don’t know how a printer works, but they need to fax these important documents five minutes before we close… 1/

Anyone else watching Stuart Fails to Save the Universe? I’m really enjoying it! It feels like 2010s SciFi Channel in the best way. Like Eureka or Warehouse 13 with more gore. Check it out!

There is an influencer on ig whose whole thing is that modern literature programs only care about wokeness and not teaching good writing. I fully expect this person to get the Ben Sh*piro “cool kids philosopher” treatment and be hosting a FOX news program in 5 years because we live in hell now.

Here's the comic Hyun Sook and I made for @perthcomicsfest.bsky.social's Tale Town anthology, edited by Elizabeth Marruffo. It was printed the size of a whole newspaper page!

You know what really went wrong with the V television series? They stopped resonating the voices. We all hated it when we were ten & I hate it now. Such a little thing. Also, V is extraordinarily direct in its disdain for the Reagan administration: a thinly veiled broadside against neoconservatism.

Oh the economy is gonna CRASH crash

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Apple is partnering with Klarna to launch a leasing program for its devices. The program, which they're calling Apple Upgrade, will lease most iPhone, Mac, iPad and Apple Watches to people. Apple Upgrade will work like a subscription model, and launches a week from today.

I wonder how the people are going to react when we find out that Jimothy is problematic. Like, he voted for Trump three times and think women shouldn’t vote.

I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum, in fact, I’m jealous. But I can’t muster a single atom of excitement for Avengers Doomsday. I wish I could but it feels like after Endgame, we’re playing the hits at this point.

After traveling via airplane recently and getting the chance to people-watch, I’m now convinced more than ever, that we all look like Ralph Steadman drawings.

“Hey, Chuck! It’s me, Marvin! Your cousin! MARVIN FLESHLIGHT…”

If you’re a publisher, agent, or studio that I have sent writing or a query letter to, just know that when I sent materials to you, I did so while both of my children were fighting on top of me, or while one of them climbed all over me while the other peppered me with facts about anime.

Currently watching Jurassic Park with the kids. So good. Spielberg is underrated at crafting suspense. This movie is timeless.

There shouldn't BE a private prison industry. PERIOD.

Here is my Widow’s Bay Readalikes brochure for work.

I know we have a government completely disinterested in making our lives better, but we really have to do something about these constant drug commercials.

Listen, I’m not usually this guy. But culture was better when we had terrestrial television. People need to discover things instead of having everything curated to their taste. How much amazing art and culture are we missing out on because we aren’t allowed to stumble upon it on tv?

Here are my X-Men movie takes: No to Apocalpse! No to Phoenix! GET WEIRD! MojoWorld! Savage Land! Arcade! Phalanx! Krakoa! Seriously. Get. Weird. Throw the X-Babies in there too!

Sister in law to a woman in Pennsylvania walking a dog: “You’re dog is darling!” Woman: “Thanks! I actually rescued him from that Wawa over there. Yeah, someone dumped him there after we won the Super Bowl and everyone was partying. Go Birds.”

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“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly of them, they should have behaved better” - Anne Lamott

Little Nemo in Slumberland by Winsor McCay from July 12, 1908.

Bob’s Burgers needs a point and click adventure game like they did with Duckman and Bevis and Butthead. Also, they should release a real Borobu card game.

The hill I will die on is that people use the term “franchise” when they mean series. Series denotes creativity, character and story. Franchise is a business term which includes merchandising.

Man, when I become President we are standardizing stream service interface. I don’t want to be confused where everything is every time I switch between them.

I ain’t even here, Sergeant. I’m in a mall Hot Topic in 1996 looking at an issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac while the cashier rings up my Vertigo comics buttons.

"Even if McConnell did have a health emergency, leftists have no right to come between him and his doctor. There are some lines you just don’t cross, and every American deserves the right to make decisions on their health in accordance with the medical professionals they trust."

Why Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?

“Every American deserves the right to make decisions over their own health in accordance with their loved ones and medical professionals they trust. No excep...

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I was finally able to see Supergirl. It was fun! You should see it. The scene where Kara uses the bathroom and lays her head against the wall made me fall in love with the character. The Argo scenes were incredible. Lobo was a fun addition. 1/