Door went and I was lying on the floor in the front room with the curtains open so just rolled away
to me a bitch could never be "too bad" and smoke could never be "too loud"
can everyone stop slagging me off for having a bedtime
gav@gavinmit.bsky.social · 2d agothis website called me a raggedy-ass basic bitch
has there been any discourse on Matt Damon being very fuckable in the odyssey yet btw
Immediately thought of a book I loved as a kid called froggy gets dressed
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d agoIn case you needed another reason to be jealous of me my brand new 85L camping backpack that I got off vinted for 27 quid has arrived 😌
guessing (99.7% accuracy) the number of dirty dishes in a bluesky user’s sink by reading a single post
Have to get an uber to the dentist and it’s a tesla. Hoping it kills me before I get there 🙏
Allowed myself a weekday lie in for once which basically never happens and it’s thrown off my whole morning. I love being alive!
If you like young adult fiction but can't be bothered reading, you might enjoy anime. Haha only joking! Some of them are good, but let's not get carried away.
Just tried this with my cats (10 + 1) and they got a kick out of it too. I made it harder by sticking the cardboard down more
Rod Liddle always looks like a gormless smelly old cunt you’d move away from on the tube because they’d be wearing a suit covered in dust and weird stains
Lot of evil old cunts popping they clogs lately. Hope it continues