HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DENNY HOSKINS

Me watching the missouri returns

what if we kissed in front of the LGBT eatery in Manila?

I made it through possibly the worst month of my 20s. Grieving a close family member, starting a new job, moving to a new apartment all in rapid succession.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

No revolution. Only bunkers.

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm begging for Hoxhaists to add an ounce of revolution to their politics.

Don't you know water is bad for you, except for drinking? 😼💧💖 #cats #concern #bath

I have information that could lead to the arrest of Jim Haggerty @bencollins.bsky.social

all dogs go to heaven but nobody in a pup mask does

I know a container of french onion dip HATES to see me coming

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

It’s crazy the amount of work Rimsky-Korsakov put into turning Night on Bald Mountain from a very rough piece into a masterpiece.

I mean shatto milk is pretty good, but it’s fucking milk

Jordan@slclunk.com · 2w ago

If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.

So I’m probably going to Hong Kong in April or May next year. Anyone have any advice?

Here comes the booooooooy

I want every single anti vax celebrity to go broke and never get jobs ever again because they’re part of this Looking at you Jim Carrey and Ryan Potter among others

The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m sorry what

The osdev subredit is such a cesspool. Everyone has their own operating system claude made for them now 🙄

Joke’s on you, I ascribe to Arminianism

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 2w ago

Crisp five-dollar bills are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Calvinism

I’ve been kinda AWOL for a few days dealing with paperwork because I lost a close family member and I’m the executor, but I am back home thank goodness

My oldest cat when he was a kitten.

RIP Shawn

Found a crazy person on the osdev subreddit and I’m obsessed.

You know I had to stick it to ‘em

Jordan Uhl@jordanuhl.com · 3w ago

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sexual orientation as a concept is ethnocentric, white supremacist, and chauvinistic.

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