Teaching the family how to play poker. Well, as best as I can.

Basically, it like... It literally is what it is.

Are you joining us for our picnic in the park w. @londevsfdc.bsky.social? Don't forget to sign up to get the location, grab a picnic blanket, the beverage of your choice, and be ready to chat Salesforce and more, with a side of rounders? #LonSFWiT #DUG trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...

WiT & DUG Social Picnic - August 2026 | Trailblazer Community

In-person Event - Join us as the Women in Tech group team up the London Developer Community Group (DUG) for a picnic and games in one of our London parks.

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I woke up this morning, at 5:10, because my watch vibration alarm was going off. I checked through my phone and didn't have anything in my diary. Turns out my watch has a "Wake me up if I'm in light sleep for 30 minutes" setting on... WTF! I DON'T LIKE THE FUTURE!

I invented a new word: plagiarism

Vegan meat replacements often look odd, quite disgusting, before an end result. This is a ground beef replacement, from The Herbivorous Butcher book, halfway through, and then as it is in a delicious pan of chilli. First time using this recipe, and it ended up being perfect in a chilli. #vegan

Alright blueverse... Geocaching... What's the deal? Is it still a thing? What do I need to know as an absolute beginner? Hit me with you facts!

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

Someone, naming no names, may or may not have just bought a bag of treats.

Given the population of Bluesky this is unlikely, but worth a shot.. I recently found out the dance school I do adult tap with will no longer be offering them so if anyone can recommend a school that offers advanced adult tap evening classes in or around Basildon, please let me know! Thanks!

Classic Tap Dance Performance

ALT: Classic Tap Dance Performance

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Nice one Carlsberg.

I've made a fair few vegan "ribs" in my time, and think I've gotten good - my old man once said "how did you get so much meat off the bone" - but tonight I made the ones from The Herbivorous Butcher book, and these (along with the Chinese sauce) were the best yet. #omNomNom #vegan

It's time to vote in our Salesforce Trailblazer Community 20th Anniversary design compeiition. VOTE HERE - www.linkedin.com/posts/shirtf... Voting closes CoP 31st July... so what are you waiting for? #salesforce #shirtforce #trailblazerCommunity

John Cleese practicing squats in preparation for shitting all over his legacy

George Monbiot@georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 3w ago

Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.

You would never get the "£50 doesn't even buy a meal quote if the topic was the benefit system, then you would have a guy going "sack of potatoes and a carrot, and you can feed a child for a month at just 3.2 pence per meal"

Sky News@news.sky.com · 4w ago

'£50 doesn't even buy a meal': What people think of Burnham's electricity VAT cut

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Buses, famously for the richer classes and upper orders.

I have some bad news about your AI flyer #art #NoAI #capybara

It's that time of year...time to prep for @salesforce.com Dreamforce. Time to get FOMO if you're not attending. AND Time to cure that FOMO!! Bid on a #DF26 pass & support Project Night Night! Details here: bit.ly/dreamforce-s... Thanks to FormAssembly for the use of their data collection tool!

Football dadding... getting to watch Harper be a bad-ass AND have a cheeky beer in the sun.

You'll excuse me if I'm a bit distracted from the game. Check out this floof!

Very sad to hear about the arrest of Andrew Tate. He has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. I once described him as "an important voice for young men", which tells you all you need to know about my moral compass.

I’m so happy for them

No idea what's happening to my body-clock... but I guess I'm rolling with it. Might as well start work.

Great news everyone. Our Reform-led county council has solved the problem.

What a start to the day! I just had a fly go completely up my nose!

I can't be the only one with a wife whose sense of smell is on par with scent hounds.

The world’s richest man is also a massive racist who loves to push disinformation online

Think I need to top up my whisky.