if one of the “guards” catches the hit ball while it is still in the air, then the opposition of the “batter” is completely destroyed and the batter must leave his place; he is excluded (he is “out”).
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Me: you wake up, who you reading? Intern: jana and iris M: that’s right. Now, you’re at work, you’re pooping, who you reading? I: uh… fart vision M: and? I (concentrating): azure emerald empire M: and?? I (straining): jazz guy… uh… M: cmon. coach. I: coach td! I was gonna say that M: sure you were
I recently learned that pretty much all my mufos are married. So if you’re looking for love, look no further than that mf follow button folks
When a meeting ends early and I’m given 10 minutes back, it’s like God himself is blowing pure oxygen into my lungs
if it becomes pee then a drink it be, but if it is pooed then youre havin food
Sometimes you just gotta spit out your binky and cry u til they put it back in 😜
Water fountains stuck on 😢 I could have made some crazy ass porn with this...
National intern day we’re all gonna clap for each intern like the end of NGE
If your country is too small, your capitol should just be <Country> City. Only big countries get two names for everyone to remember
I love the Nicole Kidman monologue sooo much, but I only go to my local independent theater so I never get to see it 😢
Shitting myself so that I come off as a healthy, raw vegetable type of guy
Did you guys hear this? The AI boom just minted its first millionaire
Oh you just went from AI Enabled to AI active? congrats lol. thats cute. I just went from AI First to AI Native
Yeah can I get the Popeyes omelette with fruit on the side, and a glass of orange juice please. Make no mistakes.
[Detective looking in the bodybag, wincing and then looking away] they beasted on him
(Recipe webpage intro) The world is a big and scary place. The world is dark
people complain and worry about the amount of heavy metals in the air after a fireworks show, but i think this could be remedied by putting vitamins in the fireworks to offset the harm
Just threw back 4 gripped to both pay respects, and ensure I stay awake on baby night shift #tacticalmeal
Severe thunderstorms rolling through the Midwest are the Labubu of summer weather
As soon as I figure out what’s wrong with America I’ll let you guys know
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
Shawty got that dial-up pussy (???????????????????????)