hot stepmom stuck in clothes wringer
@toiletowner.men
ceo at doing my own thibg
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
COMMENTARY: Crickets: Four fatal shootings by the Memphis Safe Task Force and almost no national news coverage. At the root lie Tennessee politicians who approve of the task force, writes Editor @jhollymc.bsky.social.
Crickets: Four fatal shootings by Memphis Task Force and little coverage from national news • Tennessee Lookout
Four men have been shot and killed in Memphis by agents with the Memphis Safe Task Force. Does anyone outside the city care?
tennesseelookout.com
Posting this on a billboard and watching abortion rates climb into the stratosphere
Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski.bsky.social · 4d agoGood morning, this is what a fetus looks like on MRI. (Those are tooth buds!)
You gotta earn your metabolism and the whole rest of your body not shitting out on you as you approach middle age. If you feel like shit, you actually deserve to feel even worse and become a burden on the healthcare system, which shouldn’t and functionally doesn’t exist
alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · 4d agosaw some well-meaning posts on reddit about GLP-1s and how they're "not the easy way out." and, sure. but also who gives a shit of they are the easy way out
A black teenager shouted “this n-word not eating beans” and everyone laughed
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 6d agoOkay? Good for you? Firstly, I can't eat beans, I'm allergic to everything but green beans so, that's out. Secondly, I don't eat this every day. I just had surgery and this was a treat for myself so I didn't have to cook. Prior to this it's been TV dinners and premade casseroles.
If you believe your own rights & liberty are non-negotiable then you know that you’re an audacious asshole, like, a real piece of shit, if you find yourself willing to negotiate the rights & liberty of others.
just got a license to make toast in my own damn toaster
We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors
this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "We had transgender for everybody. Men in women's sports came ravaging through our cities."
the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth
NPR@npr.org · 2w agoAbout 24% of U.S. employees stay in unwanted jobs just for health insurance, a report out Wednesday finds. Up significantly since 2021, the uptick in "job lock" is a concerning sign for the U.S. economy. n.pr/4gQIY5E
all i wanna do is drink some milk i've got a feeling i'll need to buy more milk
Everyone dunking on this thinks we should have to have a license to make toast in our own damn toaster
Cato Institute@cato.org · 3w agoHow did you become a libertarian? We sat down with 10 scholars and staff at the Cato Institute—with different origin stories, areas of expertise, and concerns—to find out how they came to libertarianism, what gives them hope, and what they would fix first if they could. https://ow.ly/ObOn50Zp4W9
Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.
It’s a real pitchers’ duel between Larry Beer and Gene Scraper as both have thrown 13 innings of shutout baseball
kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w agoyour baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
I’m The Centrist Fighter, compromising mercilessly and considering strongly worded non-binding resolutions to protect our* values 🇺🇸 *White households with incomes > $500,000/yr. subject to income verification and drug screening. Gays allowed, but please be discreet about it.
JW Mason@jwmason.bsky.social · 3w agoI think there is in fact a fundamental reason why "centrist fighter" is not really thing that exists.
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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WTW for when your stomach is horny for water?
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thirsty or dehydrated
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