I’m happy for the Michigan people who get to see their guy win, but they can’t have the AES initials. Those belong to Illinois.
Bluesky bot idea: every time someone mentions being six feet tall or more, it auto-replies with “That’s great but what have you done lately?”
Earlier this month I had the opportunity to work with Elsi, this beautiful red-sailed ship. It looked so tiny in between the massive icebergs of Greenland.
I have www dot n-y-times dot com muted, so why am I still seeing people linking their latest clickbait
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Go practice being mean to the fascist... make it apart of your spiritual discipline . Before you put fork to mouth ask Jesus or whoever you got to help you be mean to bad people.
Gen Z Nixon your 23 too skidoo. They’ll kill you Gen Z Nixon
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2w agoThe kids are “Nixonmaxxing”: More than half-a-century after Watergate, conservative youth are discovering the aesthetic, and adopting the attitude, of the late president. 🔗 www.wsj.com/politics/ric...
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
Congratulations to Smenstrualpain on winning the Girled Cup
Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 2mo agoThey force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
Deep Tunnel reservoir will take at least a month to drain chicago.suntimes.com/environment/...
Deep Tunnel reservoir will take at least a month to drain
The nearly 8 billion-gallon Thornton reservoir, which helps prevent flooding, was nearly full this week. The sewer water is slowly being pumped out but it will be weeks before the south suburban quarr...
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cyclospora can be spread via produce such as vegetables, making mitch mcconnell more dangerous than ever
Lmao here's the goal from Freese's perspective, courtesy of the BBC's 3D World Cup thing
A fledgling Blue Jay shows a parent that his/her beak is empty and that food needs to be put in it. I love the fledgling's tiny tail feathers!
lying awake in bed, thinking about my life’s biggest regrets: every time I’ve tasted an olive
them: “What’re ya in for, kid” me: “Dipping my hand in the Reflecting Pool” and they all moved away from me on the Group W bench
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · last mo.What? Absolutely not. These are the actions of a wildly unpopular administration that should be mocked, not feared. Don’t give these yutzes more than they deserve by making them powerful or scary in your head.
god it would be so funny if unlocking the secrets of consciousness and becoming as gods really were a matter of hoarding video game graphic cards
Remember The Hobbit is about 15 guys conspiring to murder a billionaire because he stole too much money and then a sixteenth guy who was not even involved shot that billionaire because he just knew it was the right thing to. Class solidarity, you know? There also was a bear.
he's not the world's first trillionaire. stop. just fucking stop. if attempting to cash in your "trillion dollars" would cause the value of the thing you are cashing in to crater, and thus not be a trillion dollars, that is not a trillion dollars. net worth is fucking meaningless.
(Beastie Boys voice) What could it be It's a mirage He's walkin on his fins It's JABBERJAW
Yinzers, just wanted to be sure you saw this map of Kaunas, Lithuania
Some notes now that I’ve seen the transcript of the hearing, thanks to @lizdye.bsky.social . First: the government dismissed the felony count in an effort to convince the judge not to make them produce full transcripts, knowing they showed serious misconduct.
/2 Second: federal judges don’t talk like this unless it’s REALLY bad, and it is.
Thank you to @sciam.bsky.social for letting me dig into the protein enhancement fad. 1. If you are an elite athlete, OR elderly/frail, maybe you do need extra protein. 2. That's not you. You're not an elite athlete. 3. If it is you: consider yogurt. www.scientificamerican.com/article/prot...
Are protein-boosted foods and drinks actually more healthy?
Extra protein can be found in everything now, from potato chips to Pop-Tarts. Does this benefit the average eater?
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