Matt Gill
@mattgill.me
Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)
calm down, it's just his personal Golden Dome Missile Defense System
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h agois Trump rocking a wig, or what the hell is going on here?
why isn’t the future the way we thought it would be
waiting for a weird nerd to show up and explain that crashing rockets into the moon is perfectly normal and fine and really it's what you want if you knew anything about the space industry
Teach a man to fish and he’ll get drunk on a boat for one day. Feed a man to a fish and you’ll have a cool story for the rest of your life
grats everyone, our current dystopia is not quite as bad as the one envisioned by bradbury
Adam Rawnsley@arawnsley.bsky.social · yesterdayToday, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
My three-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the nice orange man firing the nice wine lady?” And when I told him “Because she became too woke to protect the reflecting pools,” he started crying.
you might be tempted to say: why doesn't he just describe the setting to the players instead, using his words? But the key point you're missing is that he is absolutely insufferable to listen to
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d ago"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
Get out of here! Can’t you see we don’t want you anymore!
Jaws (1975)@jaws-1975.bsky.social · 3d agoGo on, get out of here.
when I'm doing something on the computer I often bring up bsky on the other screen to distract myself from it. then at some point I notice I have bsky up on both screens and wonder what I'm doing with my life
I think DOJ backing down on the pool vandalism thing broke his brain
Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4d agoTrump having a normal one today
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
Dentist: this toothpaste will make you teeth less sensitive Me: do you have any heartpaste?
like I always say, promises economy war iran make prices doesn't care
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 6d agoFrom latest Navigator poll, word cloud of responses from Trump voters who say they regret their vote
sorry for commenting “seems like AI” on your pregnancy announcement
writing these words in this order made me feel like i was having a stroke, i am pleased to share it with all of you
Robert Downen@robertdownen.bsky.social · 7d agowww.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
anarchists were extra scary, they refused to wear hats!
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · last wk.Just want to drop this bit of nativist paranoia about Italians here. Check out the labels.
