Thank goodness for the industrial revolution

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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats@mitdasein.bsky.social · 6d ago

make a band edible: DEVOO

[0008913] Teeth create excessive steam when in very hot rain.

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

[0009910] Can't build in hell

a few months ago I had a dream in which I saw a poster that made such an impression on me that I recreated it in the waking world

[0011234] Player Does Not, In Fact, Control Every Action

[0010630] Random visitors treated as hostiles.

“Looksminimizing” is sending me

honoring the late Yayoi Kusama by lighting a firework inside an infinity room, instantly blinding everyone inside.

[0008354] When removing the floor beneath trees, they just fly

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

The algorithms must be stopped.

The best time to find a dime on the ground was 100 years ago. The second best time is now.

Ad-Rock: Once upon a time you dressed so All: FINE MCA: Threw the bums a dime in your All: PRIME Crowd, going bananas: didn't youuuuu?

She was married to Lot tbh.

Tony Hawk's Toy Story 2 Tony Hawk's American Horror Story

Antinous: this feast is going to be glorious! Odysseus, kicking down the door: I think you mean... *dons sunglasses* vainglorious! Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

this is my new favorite diagram

Forming an Of Monsters and Men cover band about Sea Monsters, but I can't think of a good name.

The 90s were so long ago that textbooks now say dinosaurs lived 66 million years in the past.

Thank you for joining us this evening on 99.5 KZRC. I'm DJ Cut Contact and I haven't talked to my parents in six years. We will not be taking any callers tonight.

everyone says that returning a shopping cart is a telltale sign of someone's ethics, but as soon as I related the Shopping Cart Tattler app with Social Credit Score they're all telling me to take a long walk on a short pier

As Godzilla crushes my shitbox Corolla and flings it into the ocean my first thought is dang I just* spent $1,200 on sway bars. *3 years ago