Mel Brooks once said that you can never get even with a truly evil man through rhetoric, but "if you can make people laugh at him, then you’re one up on him.” He was referring to making fun of Adolph Hitler, but I think the Nazi leader in the U.S. could also be the object of the comment.

BOOKER: Let me make this easy. Be a man. Yes or no -- did Joe Biden win the 2020 election? CANDEUB: ... the Congress certifie-- BOOKER: There you go. Stop! Can you please tell me yes or no, did President Biden win the 2020 election? CANDEUB: The Congress certified-- B: You are showing cowardice.

Once again. It's simple! The only reason that the Epstein files have not been published is that they incriminate the president of the United States, and those others who are in a position to stop them from being released.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When your SpaceX rocket hits the moon like a big piece of junk and you don't give a shit, you're a moron.

Another GOP incumbent not seeking re-election. They’re all panicking about the midterms.

Waking up to Sharia Law in NYC is crazy. Knicks won, crime is down, 2,000 toddlers are going to school for free, parents got “date night” with nyc babysitters, they’re building housing on city land, small businesses are saving money and selling ice cream. Its sunny out i should go get one.

The only way to use the toilet safely and without fear is to bring one with you wherever you go. Buy a portable AMERICAN bathroom now.

96.3 mph! Carson Benge with the Mets’ 8th-fastest tracked OF assist under Statcast (2015) He has 3 of those top 8, including the top 2

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 21h ago

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

@razzball.bsky.social Hi, Grey.

Man takes a sizable amount of ketamine and says something at 3 AM

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 11h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

Another reminder of what the Republicans did for you.

When you can’t afford a PlayStation Original post

Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats

all you need to know about The Odyssey is that a 10:05pm Tuesday night showing in IMAX in the suburbs was still fully sold out, weeks after opening

It’s a dead-in-the-water, $10-StubHub-tickets, stress-free August and September of #Mets baseball? #LGM

Anakin Skywalker: This Is Where The Fun Begins

ALT: Anakin Skywalker: This Is Where The Fun Begins

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Give Kodai the Timmy Trumpet walk out next time you cowards

Did you see how Apple, Amazon Walmart and other big companies are refunding the billions of dollars they got back from the federal tariff settlement to their customers, who ultimately bore the cost of higher prices? Yea, me neither.

Mets just called Jefry Yan, who does this strikeout celly, and frankly I can’t wait for him to bust this out for a 100-loss team. This is going to 1000% rock

Ban AI in books. Ban at all cost.

I used to love weekly comics, but #OneMoreDay and #BrandNewDay are two of the big things that ruined them for me. Now I only get superhero stories from individual graphic novels and movies. I miss monthly #SpiderMan but his broken ongoing story has given me actual anxiety for like 20 years now. 🤷‍♂️

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I really haven’t given the travesty of ONE MORE DAY much thought in the past 2 decades, but with #SpiderMan back in the forefront of pop culture it’s been on my mind. #BrandNewDay

“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch

Sammy Stafura really laying it on thick with the Met fandom. (I love it.) www.newsday.com/sports/baseb...

hey so the price of food is literally not sustainable. i plan every grocery purchase and week after week i buy LESS and pay the same if not more. wtf are we supposed to do 😭

“Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew.

Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon

WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound ta...

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public libraries ftw

I really haven’t given the travesty of ONE MORE DAY much thought in the past 2 decades, but with #SpiderMan back in the forefront of pop culture it’s been on my mind. #BrandNewDay

I was really negative about the Mets today. But let’s be honest. I’ll probably be with the team long after Stearns, most likely after Cohen. It’s just a game. Let’s cheer for the kids. Screw it. #LGM