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Be strong sweet little one. Some day they will all be dead and you will do a shit on all of their graves. 🦇 🌈She/her - Minneapolis - N95s and vaccines work - trans rights are human rights

We should have one place that lists all the construction projects and when various stretches will reopen, they are fucking Whittier up and it's such a pain final finish estimates are out there but just when will the roads open around me

Sometimes I just can't believe that this is the real world. Like, who would say this? Who would say this? Why would you say this? How is this...? Why? ...You think you know the bottom, but then you realize that you're only standing on a ledge part way down, your toes out over a terrible darkness.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Pearson's Candy is closing. They're owned by Annabelle Candy, which is in turn owned by Promise Holdings, a private equity firm formed in 2010. Private Equity is killing this country faster than Trump.

I'm a woman, so until 50 years ago I wouldn't be allowed to have a bank account of my own and would be married off as a teenager and probably have like 12 kids and a garden to tend. My mother, grandmothers and great+ grandmothers were all stay home moms, gardeners, and cooks.

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · last wk.

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

What the fuck was that on Lyndale just now, a plain truck with lights and sirens, being chased by an SUV with lights and sirens, being chased by MPD driving erratically with lights but no sirens... They turned right on 26th.

I think the only thing separating Angie Craig and Republicans is homophobia. If Republicans weren't so against LGBTQ+ people, I think Craig would just be a republican.

I cannot believe that they still haven't released the Epstein files, we still don't know if Mitch McConnell is dead or alive, and the entire mainstream press Corp just had dinner with Donald Trump while he made fun of them for an hour. What is happening to journalism right now?

Trump cares more about his billionaire donor friends making money than he does the about the health of millions of Americans. He'd rather us all die if he can make a few extra thousand bucks