trtlsynf 🏳️⚧️
@turtlesynth.bsky.social
This account is run by a several turtles Mets, Cardinals & Guardians fan. DEATH TO KANSAS CITY ROYALS!!! Sometimes lewd! I'm over 18 and so is my account! https://letterboxd.com/TurtleSynth/
probably going to be less active, im getting really into tumblr lately. anyways follow me there I'm @turtlesynth-beep, ive written shitty robot smut
Turtle (@turtlesynth-beep) on Tumblr
She/Her and It/its (there a he/it lesbian in here too) two humans, a robot, and a demihuman walk into a brain... Free Palestine, abolish the presidency, etc
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having enough tummy that i can hit this neutral is immensely satisfying
Few games actually have “fully realistic dragon physics.” They just mean they simulated wings and the fire. For it to be realistic the dragon has to been able to get kidney infections. The dragon can suffer depression
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/
wanted to pull up the wikipedia article for "magical thinking" except when i went to my search bar all i typed was "thinking". Just a little glimpse into how magical my mind is
following r/alchemy on Reddit has been a very enlightening experience 🙂↕️ and boy oh boy, the things those people are doing with their own piss, it's mind-blowing i tells ya
The Prophet came back from the mountains, his aura dancing like a saffron flame. The townsfolk gathered around him instinctually for it was self-evident that he was soon to proclaim the Truth. The only Truth. The Truth that centred all creation. That there was One Sheldon.
PSA to those who want to play GTA VI on release: PLEASE PIRATE THE GAME. DO NOT BUY IT. Rockstar should not be funded for strike-busting.
human communication is too limited. i need an irl equivalent of hitting the schadenfreude taunt in tf2 and killbinding after a split second
