Tuxedo Catfish
@tuxedocatfish.bsky.social
evaluated? buddy they keep me in a temperature-controlled vault so they can measure all autism accurately against mine
pulmonary function tests have some of the funniest medical equipment i've ever seen. it's like an exercise bike for fellatio
Wait did i show yall the worlds best cow painting?
Im here to be encouraging and post cool historical ceramics
my brother in christ you're the one who decided to direct a stage production of Rocky Horror Picture Show
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
okay i need unbiased opinions. knowing it's 40k-related but with no other context, who/what is this guy
Daemons of the Shadow Realm episode 1: holy shit these people are evil, just slaughtering random villagers to find one guy by episode 11: oh, damn, not killing the kids too was an incredible act of grace and charity at tremendous risk to herself
the whole thing is offensive and awful but i'm also kind of cracking up at the suggestion that the people who invented Islamic jurisprudence kill their autists. like yeah bro a neurotypical person came up with fiqh, sure
Breaking from Steve Barnes of the TU's Chutzpah Desk: The owners of Taste of Italy posted racist bilge in response to the accidental death of a handicapped child. Now they want your charity.
started watching Daemons of the Shadow Realm. Left is so goddamn hot lmao a million cheesecake designs can't beat that aura
i guess "spiderman villain" is better than "gorilla with noodle arms"
it is shockingly difficult to make spindly tyranid limbs look good in low-res pixel art
half a decade of "holy shit i wish i had the free time to play video games again" and then when free time finally comes along, what do i do? sit around and do nothing because i'm too tired.
Appropriate air quotes because the most infuriating part about Americans debating "lockdown" is that it simply never happened. Having to pick up your Applebees and eat it on the sectional does not count. There wasn't even a brief moment where "everything" was closed. That's not real.
if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
This Garfield x Baki crossover was the first Garf thing I did and it was on a livestream 5 years ago
this is why i enjoy The Saga of Tanya the Evil, which correctly clocks that a neo-Romantic salaryman who longs for death and is obsessed with an imagined version of the past where they would have been cooler is literally just describing Sturm und Drang proto-nazism
But the stories would usually end with the characters returning to the real world, ala Narnia or Ghibli films, with the lessons learned from that life, to better deal with the now. Neo-romanticism is this wish to go through that gate, slam the door, bar it shut: the salaryman is dead.
A before / after shot. Here's my old Knight Abominant sprite:
there are like three or four amazing band names in the headline alone
Shout out to the Gals
It's disgusting, but it's also funny to think that a guy whose professional name is Abdul El-Sayed was hiding the fact that he's Muslim by dropping the "Mohamed."
The disgusting, bigoted National Republican Senatorial Committee going full Islamophobe on Abdul El-Sayed.
the government contractor hired to "rehabilitate" Innsmouth inhabitants be like
Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female. Consultant: You're going to get sick Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman. Consultant: Go inside and dry off
WRETCHED PAUL: My perrier is too warm. You awful shit. I ask for caviar and I get roe paste from Ikea? I've been shanghaied onto barges fed me better than this rubbish. I'm going to shit on a baby POLITE, HELPFUL RINGO: No complaints about me feed. Oats is better dry I always say
my job? Zookeeper for the remaining Beatles. Sounds great, right, but I'm on Paul and he's just the worst. The man simply needs too many pictures of range rovers to stop throwing his feces at guests. Meanwhile those smug bastards in the Ringo team keep bragging about how docile and cooperative he is
in the future instead of trying to explain la-mulana's sense of humor to people I'm just sending them this gif
went "fuck it" and just made the tracks big. we'll see how it looks