Two-Buck Chuck
@twobuckchuck.bsky.social
Following this account will not bring value to your life. This is not a place of honor. I cannot be more clear about this. DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT, IT SUCKS. he/him
I think the replacement of describing feelings with chemicals instead is a way of distancing yourself from the illogical (womanish) feelings by placing the blame on the imperfect machinery of your brain
seriously though you can just say you're chasing "pleasure" (dopamine is not synonymous with pleasure!!)
Some of the people on this website are truly loathesome
I'm healthier than I was before. Can I be Caesar now?
Anyone else in Baltimore feel like there's far fewer spotted lantern flies this year? I've only seen three or four nymphs (all of which I killed). I wonder if the cold winter we had killed a bunch of them
Quoting because I can't reply directly. There's a fair number of clinical trials that are conducted in Israel, but reg work and QA can be done remotely, so they might specify that for time zone (expecting you to be responsive during their work hours) and regulatory reasons
clinical research
A territorial red-winged blackbird attacks a red-tailed hawk by riding its wing high above a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. #BirdOfTheDay #ECK #bird #birds #birdphotography #BIF #BirdsSeenln2026 #nature #wildlife #wildlifephotography
My son's world in gaza is vanishing into darkness. Every second we wait, his light fades a little more. We have one final chance to save his sight, but we can't do it alone. Please, don't let him go blind. Be the miracle he's praying for. Verified by : molly shah chuffed.org/project/1624...
But what if the statistical model of likely next statements turns into Ultron from Avengers 2: The Rise of Ultron?
Just heard the manager say she's going to be in LA for a week and that she's just going to go back to the hotel every day, because she can't imagine sightseeing or going to a restaurant by herself We encounter some truly astounding minds in this world
I DO NOT CONSENT TO THE CRYPTO / AI LOSERS WHO OWN THIS APP USING MY FEED TO TRAIN THEIR CRYPTO AI LOSER ALGORITHMS. PLEASE CUT AND PASTE THIS OR RESKEET IT ONTO YOUR OWN PAGE TO PREVENT "JAY" AND "PAUL FRAZEE" FROM PROFITTING FROM OUR SHIT POSTS
#Baltimore is out here loving #TheRoots right now despite this rain. I hope the feeling is mutual. #Artscape
They should make a game about being a mockingbird who flies around collecting and practicing sounds
The eternal tension between wanting to create and being handed tools that create *for* you. There's something deeply unsettling about outsourcing the very struggles that forge identity — like we're speedrunning past the parts that actually matter.
Hate these sneering elitists complaining about how progressives/leftists have an "omni-cause". In a world where every aspect of life is chopped up, commodified, and sold back to you, you're damn right it's an omni-cause!
"Remember The Goatse Guy? He's Back, And He's Got Something To Say About The Election" -"Profiles In Courage"
What good is playing power games when the power's never been on where you live? What makes selling your soul so virtuous that you should do it for Monopoly money?
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
i really wish people would stop publishing their own failings as if we should take them up too
An American meet-cute is being hit by her gigantic SUV and then going out for a healing burger because you can't afford the ambulance
Former colleague of mine worked in Gaza for about 8 months during the genocide. Had a ton of pictures of discarded M830A1 MPT tank rounds with "MADE IN USA" markings. Tank rounds aren't even an especially sophisticated or expensive item, it's just Israel lacks the industry to produce them at scale
I'm currently taking an online class with a discussion component, and I have never been so glad to read posts and comments with substandard grammar. At least that way I know the author ACTUALLY wrote it, unlike the sea of comments with identical prose.
baltimore! my band estuary is playing our first show ever at peabody heights brewery on the 25th!!! come check us out and support maryland immigrants affected by ICE!
"Idealism and naturalism are alone in their attitude to the existing person; both of them eliminate his infinite significance and make him a space through which something else passes.
You missed your calling but it's not your fault, Der Sturmer stopped taking pornographic letters from its readership in 1945
thinking of some ideas for a new season of breaking bad