My cousin baby just tried to spit up on me. I tilted him back so fast so that gravity would have it land on his shirt. See this why I don't have chirren
Morgan Le Fay
@tydyethefly.blacksky.app
A Detroit girlie who escaped from 8 years in the alternate dimension that is Phoenix, here for jokes and to use this as an online diary, talking into the void. Sun: ♋️ Moon: ♈️ Rising: ♍️
My sister: your cousin called saying she wanna come over and make some Mexican 75's. You interested? This is why I keep drinking. Supposed to be going to a bar tomorrow and next Wednesday
Ppl on Bluesky be putting words together that never was in a sentence before
Random question for the SL: any of y'all into knife play? I feel like I have questions so I can better understand it.
You got to be a stupid mf to think that a person cant oppose/critique capitalism and participate in it at the same time. This just like saying I cant play a game with the default set of rules while desiring a different set of rules at the same time.
What a coincidence. Anything to distract from investigating her son’s murder.
Mississippi Free Press@mississippifreepress.org · 5h agoChristine Wells Wonsley, the mother of Nolan Wells, has learned that the Mississippi Board of Nursing opened a professional misconduct investigation against her following an anonymous complaint, the family’s lawyer said. www.mississippifreepress.org/nolan-wells-...
I am not interested in an interracial relationship, not because I don't find nonBlack people attractive (they are) but because I don't want to have to be subjected to (un)intentional racism, antiBlackness and microagressions in a relationship that should be my safe space.
If you see someone cut down a Flock camera, no you didn't.
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 8h ago"As of Tuesday, none of the [8] stolen cameras have been found." 😃🌟🎉
I’m sorry, it’s not funny but this is sending me so bad Why would you do this?? 😭😂🤣
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 12h agoMan arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients
My elbow lowkey feels like the time in 8th grade we were playing soccer indoors and this girl slammed me into the wall trying to get the ball away from me and my elbow locked up for like 2 weeks. And again, I have no clue why it's fucking hurting now. Wonder if I hit it in my sleep or something
A pet describes the ideal woman/wife to a lot of people. Someone beneath you, has few or no opinions, loves you unconditionally, works for you and all you have to do is feed them, pet them and keep water in their dish.
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 11h agoOkay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)
The shape of that nigga head made me mad the way he was talking.
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 6mo agoI see why women say men have unlimited amount of audacity because this is INSANE!!!! WTH?!!!
My momma on her way to an eye doctor appointment Calls me "can you believe I done left out the house and left my glasses?" That woman would leave her head if it wasn't attached to her, my God!!
I cringe every time y'all make jokes about scurvy in relation to contracting infectious diseases because scurvy is caused by a vitamin C deficiency
This is why I gave up tryna bite my tongue in front of my mom'ma. We just had to come to an understanding that she gonna hear them words and that's ok
🌻Bayou Baddie.🪴@bangabee.blacksky.app · 10h agoI love to cuss. Idc. Idc. 😂
Every once in a while I share that my family was involved in like a cult (before I was born). And I'm noticing a trend. Like my mom is the oldest of 10, and she was like 18-19 when my grandma had them join the cult. The 2 brothers after my mother refused to go, and the younger 8 siblings spent a
One thing I love about family drama, is when it starts, people keep talking and you learn new things that's been buried. We really need a videographer to do a documentary style family biography
We all remember life before Al was forced on us. It's only been a couple years.
My momma have hummingbird feeders on her porch. It's always so cute to see them
I always say the family vacation where my grandma slipped into a coma then later died was the best/ worst family vacation. It's similar to how I say the summer of 2006 was the best/worst summer because my dad got engaged to his bitch wife that summer and started acting different. But I was with my
So we found out why my cousin was mad in the family group chat. So even though he's 33yo, has 2 kids, and a fiancé now, he still acts like he's a child who shouldn't have to pay for anything. So the family is planning a trip to a big rented house 3 hours away. The people who are going have
Just going to point out that the whole reason corporations like Chipotle and Taco Bell are even able to figure this sort of thing out is a century of regulatory framework that has required them to build out the capacity and tools to do so. The same regulatory framework that RFK Jr is shredding
Stonergirl1958@stoner66.bsky.social · 15h agoChipotle isolated a single source of Jalapeno peppers contaminated with Salmonella. They figured it out. RFK Jr. can’t
She sleeping with one at home too. She said white men today. White men tomorrow. White men forever
Bald-Headed Demon 😈@such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 13h agoone thing about zoe saldana, she’s gonna be sleeping with some white man on screen
This getting up, going to work everyday instead of doing the things I like is ass!
The technology has only been in the wider commercial sphere for a couple of years? If you genuinely believe people have completely lost the ability to function independently of it already, that’s more an indictment than an endorsement.
Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 16h agoMy answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
