My life is like a game of scrabble. I just can’t find the words.
Vampires have it exactly right: find the sleeping schedule that works for you, avoid excessive sun exposure, and only show up at someone's house if explicitly invited.
Today is my birthday so It would mean a lot of y'all shared my art :) 🫶
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
They said raising wages would make everything more expensive. Then they didn’t raise wages and jacked up prices anyway. Funny how that works.
It's weird how some people get mad about pizza toppings on pizzas they aren't eating.
There is no hell. Evil exists inside us all, and some have chosen to embrace it.
If anyone wants to spy on me with a drone, can you also bring me a pizza with extra pepperoni - thanks.
dont understand why so many people want to explore the super mario galaxy, when we have so many problems here on our super mario world. also pretend i posted this 17 years ago
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
Shut up and dance with me: funny, implies that you’re talking too much and can relax. Shut up or dance with me: more aggressive, implies frustration with you Shut up and die: threat is implied, danger is real Shut up or die: confusing, not fair to introverts
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
Today a middle-aged guy at Taco Bell chose to berate the staff by claiming that they got his order wrong. When asked what they got wrong, he said they didn’t add any sauce packets, even though he never asked for any. Continued
It's pretty easy to keep your promise of doing away with taxes on overtime if you make sure there's no overtime to tax... newrepublic.com/article/1886...
A Trump Judge Just Nixed Overtime Pay for Millions—and Media Yawned
Remember the right-wing frenzy over “Rich Men North of Richmond”? Well, this ruling exposes Trump-MAGA hypocrisy on the working class—and reveals a big media failure.
newrepublic.com
The reason we can’t have flying cars is because like 90% of the population doesn’t even know how to use a turn signal.
Remember that libraries are proof that not every goddamned thing needs to be “for profit.”