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When the House Hippo first appeared on Canadian televisions, it seemed that everyone wanted one to appear in their homes. This commercial became a part of the Canadian cultural landscape and even today, the House Hippo is beloved by Canadians. 🧵 1/10

A blurry photo of a small, dark hippopotamus-like creature grazing on a dimly lit indoor floor near green buckets labeled "JAM," with a spotlight casting shadows.

Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:

Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says

Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...

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If understand the rules correctly, a trigger warning preceding a reading about sexual assault is unacceptable coddling and anti-free-speech, but also if a reading causes an adult student “mild discomfort” that’s a firing offense.

Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 6d ago

A college professors is fired for teaching an Ottessa Moshfegh story that causes "mild discomfort" for one student. Implication is that DeSantis government was involved in the firing. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/u...

Vacancies reform needs to be high on the list for the post-Trump agenda. There should be a hard, unambiguous, and fairly short time limit clearly applicable in all cases for actings without Senate confirmation. Even for principal deputies, as Blanche is. The status quo is an easily abused mess.

In the 90s Michael Moore produced one of the greatest comedies ever. The plot? A deeply unpopular American president decides to make Canada an enemy to distract the public from how much he sucks. Life imitates art, art imitates life.

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In 2021, Trump allegedly took classified docs to Mar-A-Lago, including records so secret only 6 people had seen them. There’s a report on this scandal, and the threat it created—but a judge is keeping it hidden. We just filed a new legal brief to fight for the report’s release.

Image of a legal brief.

NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges.

Covering the actual nuts and bolts of governance is hard for media, and downstream culture war stuff is easier. But the incentive structure this creates for politicians is to not do the nuts and bolts of governance because there is no reward. To his credit, Mamdani is pushing against that incentive!

A conventional wisdom is that politicians have scarce political capital and investing it into fixing existing government services, rather than claiming credit for new policies or initiatives, isn’t politically fruitful. This is one reason why our infrastructure is decaying. The smart politician goes to the ribbon-cutting for a new highway, but not fixing its potholes.

But here is Mamdani talking about filling potholes…

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a new antibiotic, known as manikomycin, that may be a bulwark in the fight against drug-resistant superbugs. By attacking the ribosome in a never-before-seen way, manikomycin can EVADE the existing mechanisms pathogens have developed to resist antibiotics.

For folks asking why bother commenting because the OMB won't care: comments help build cases for the courts by explicitly laying out harms. That's why it's really important to have your comments be as specific as possible. Also, contact your senators and reps! They actually do care about this.

Jacquelyn Gill@jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 4w ago

Monday is the deadline for public comment! The Heritage Foundation has been mobilizing its members to leave comments in favor of the rule change, so every unique comment matters (don’t use a form letter or copy/paste—similar comments are batched and treated as one).