Uncle Boom aka Matt Bryant
@uncleboom.bsky.social
Building stuff, obsessing about football. Petting cats. Played in a cool band.
*Inhales one toke in 1977 and drops the needle on Carry On Wayward Son for the first time*
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social · 2d agoFUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS
My loins are so powerful, only Rihanna can hope to contain them. It's inevitable, and as it happens...economically necessary.
phylan@phylan.website · 2d agoOpenAI guy deeply concerned that OpenAI product is extremely powerful. no no this is not an ad. don't say this is an ad. it's The News
fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner
Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse duo!
springfieldians@springfieldians.bsky.social · 2d agohappy labor day to all the workers and parasites
No, no. If you're gonna use a slop tool, the life of Rupert Murdoch is exactly the story for it.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 4d agoFuckin' boooooo.
getting owned by 9-year-olds at online multiplayer games?
Throngs of black-clad masked men sieging a major port in service of their avowed ethnic cleansing aims should be a 5 alarm fire.
Jack Kennedy@jackkennedy.ie · 4d agoThis is so completely divorced from reality that the police are clearly not merely stupid or incompetent but engaged in wilful denial. Like, it's just lying And it should be a matter of urgent concern in media and politics why the police would want to go out of their way to downplay this threat
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
Spare a moment for the tech CEOs desperately struggling to speak to their children as well.
Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social · 6d agoMy heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
Always worth remembering that British writer Kingsley Amis declared T2 "a flawless masterpiece" in his later years.
Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 7d agoJust got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
Hey, don't sell Pierre Poilievre short here...a uniquely snotty little shit if there ever were one.
Micah@rincewind.run · last wk.donald trump is about to preside over one of the all time midterm shellackings for an incumbent party in the united states and somehow he did less electoral damage to american conservatives than canadian ones
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
Rebel Media is a uniquely shitty bunch of assholes up here in the Great White North. Fuck these guys.
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · last wk.This is one of the most disgusting and racist things I've ever seen. The right in Canada are selling dead Indigenous children t-shirts that promote genocide denial. Children's bones have been dug up at this point but it's never enough for them.
It's a blatant disregard for human life!
Chris Polansky@chrispolansky.bsky.social · last wk.Sam Waterston, the television and film actor, said he was motivated to attend the demonstration because he did not want his alma mater to “give in to a bully.” “This [presidential] administration has been getting us all acquainted with what it feels like to live in an authoritarian society."
Thankfully I wasn't dating anyone as I romanced Panam in Cyberpunk.
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · last wk.i do kind of think that a nontrivial number of men are going to spend more time and effort on Lucia than they do on their girlfriends/wives and this seems like a reasonable thing to be a little ticked about if you are the girlfriend/wife in question
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
It's an "arranged shotgun marriage" between the Colts and Daniel Jones in Indy I think, @rotopat.bsky.social
The Trio record, particularly David Lindley's mind-altering solo on "To Know Him Is To Love Him" is totally excellent. So much talent. RIP.
Jes Steele ✌️@piratito.com · 2w agoDolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris performing “Bury Me Under the Weeping Willow” on The Dolly Parton Show (1976)
Protect Women's Sports! * by sending large, unhinged men to harass them on the court.
Maggie Hendricks@maggiehendricks.bsky.social · 2w agoEnes Kanter just got in a yelling match with Natasha Cloud after he came onto the court and he's being ejected from the building. He had to be escorted out.
Excellent advice. In my younger days as a rock guitar player I was definitely competitive and, frankly, pretty shitty about it. Once I met some jazz and folk players, I realized a) lots of them were way better than I'd ever be, and b) they were all really willing to share and collaborate.
Robert Komaniecki@komaniecki.bsky.social · 3w agoBiggest thing I tell my students is to avoid thinking of their classmates as competitors. You are all on the same team, in the same community, with the collective goal being success. Their wins are your wins.
We can expect a low scoring affair.
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 3w agoWe need Hull City to play Cruz Azul
if smurfs existed and could legally consent you could probably do it. that thing you’re thinking about
This woman is starving herself of food and sleep, collapsing at the feet and chasing the heels of a disgusting man who absolutely could not care less. Sex dungeon shit.
Laura Jedeed@laurajedeed.bsky.social · 3w agoOnce again asking Republicans to build their own sex dungeon and leave the rest of us alone 17/