it’s amazing that there are ostensibly famous British people i never know about until they die and are remembered as a pedophile
artist’s rendering of me reading your posts
Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 12h ago
you never see this clause for centrist democrats, who have been getting their shit kicked in electorally for 15 years
if you’ve got peanuts and honey and a spoon buddy you’ve got a deconstructed payday
Oh, I see what's going on here. The Enes Kanter Diminishing Minutes Special. I should've checked a long time ago.
the cunningham finger wag gif is haram now. if you want to convey that sentiment you must retvrn to mutumbo
The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."
Bobby Nightengale@nightengalejr.bsky.social · 5d agoJhomnardo Reyes is going to the Orioles for Dean Kremer, per source.
FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad
if i was on that plane it wouldn't have gone down like it did
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
shitty tinned fish rice bowl concoctions go a little harder when you call them a broké bowl
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
nyt style guide: one headline per day should be just the dumbest shit you've read in your entire life
One of the most under-discussed forces of Woo in American society is fear of tap water
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
might've hit my i'm too old for this shit moment with backcountry backpacking this weekend. beds and basic hygiene are really nice man
Kinda fucked up how the meaning of life is just having a hobby
had to miss the world cup final.. did robert mueller and the rule of law win
not now babe i’m inducing previously unimaginable psychoses
We (faculty at USC) took on an institutional behemoth with all the money and clout on earth, and we WON. We won our union. We're the biggest private-university faculty union in US history. Trying to make people care about this, challenge level IMPOSSIBLE
i’ve been really stressed about the air quality but i just heard the news say that breathing this air all day would be the equivalent of smoking seven cigarettes and a deep calm washed over me
you'll never catch my ass buying from Shilinpobaihuoxiaodian. for me it's hanzhongtianyueyangcanyinyouxiangongsi or bust
it’s cute that in the name of masculinity they’re making everything so much gayer
my dad made my sister and i schedule a facetime to discuss “good news” and there’ll be hell to pay if this mf didn’t hit the lottery
adding a giant gorgeous backlit jade to the foot of my bed did more for my wellbeing than any antidepressant ever has
