This is so incredibly weak. Anything less than the beatdown that Sonny gave Carlo on the street in The Godfather is inadequate and not masculine. Bernie Moreno is a pussy.

Joan (Knatcal) Danielson@jed28.bsky.social · 3d ago

FINALLY Sen. Bernie Moreno SAID, "Rep. Max Miller should NOT SERVE in the House of Representatives.” MORENO is the father of Emily Moreno who made allegations of domestic and child abuse to her EX-HUSBAND, Rep. Max Miller." Politico 📜⚖️🛑Lies🤐 VOTE💙 #Pinks

FFS Lindsey Graham's funeral is going longer than Aretha Franklin's without the great soundtrack.

It’s so interesting how much less hand wringing this guy inspires vs a Platner

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w ago

NEWS: Brandon Herrera, GOP congressional candidate for Texas' 23rd District, is doubling down — defending his jokes about killing the elderly and calling Social Security "a joke" that needs replacing. This from a Trump- and Speaker Johnson-endorsed nominee.

"I went to New Orleans and ate Olive Garden and ate a donut instead of a beignets" - The whitest man in the world.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"

You’re welcome

Visualized.

Denali@denali.bsky.social · 3w ago

Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.

Hard same

Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started@gothamgirlblue.com · 3w ago

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

This is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)

PabloReports: What do you think of DHS suspending vehicular stops? AOC: A lot of the stuff they’re doing, they shouldn’t be doing in the first place. They should be facing consequences for killing innocent people in the streets, and they’re just trying to escape those consequences.

Look who is actually anti-women's sports You're never going to be able to guess it on your own You will def never guess it's the people who have been SAVING WOMEN'S SPORTS from approximately 28 trans girls nationwide. www.heritage.org/gender/repor...

Three people died this week: Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. The only one worth mourning is Lorenzo. The other two were soulless fucks enabling the forces that murdered Lorenzo and deserve our mockery.

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE. His three sons called him “El mundo entero” — the whole world. They watched as their whole world died in a video posted on Facebook. Lorenzo was our neighbor and fellow Texan. He deserves justice.

Lindsey Graham totally deathmogged Mitch McConnell! Hoping this is a new deathmaxxing trend among the Quislings.

If McConnell really croaked then some crimes have maybe happened. Drawing a paycheck while dead? What about KY - are there estate taxes at the state level there? Is there anything the state can investigate that would provide clarity? Time for "nice/respect family/deceased" is over.

Bravo running a "Real Housewives of I Hate These Vapid Cunts" currently for those interested.

Trump getting cognitive tests and physicals every 6 months. Schrodinger's McConnell is alive. Or dead. Whichever. I'm loving this Soviet level of comms and transparency the GOP has adopted.

If you're in Texas and are totally cool with armed, murderous thugs like ICE roaming the streets and killing with no accountability, just give the Bandidos qualified immunity. No need to involve the Feds - keep it in Texas, for Texans.

The General Lee's horn played Dixie. I've personally heard some lowriders horns that played La Cucaracha and one that played Tequila. I move that ICE be mandated to have all their vehicle horns play El Degüello. Can I get a second on the motion?

It would be a GREAT time to plan a massive protest in Houston and @jamestalarico.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @ginafortexas.bsky.social and Houston celebs should be organizing it and front and center. A massive protest against ICE for murdering Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and the cover-up.

Yeah - fuck ICE. I am not an "abolish police" supporter at all. But ICE? Fuck them - go back to the set-up before W fucked it all up.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 4w ago

Wow: DHS says ICE officers were NOT wearing body cameras when an agent shot and killed Lorenzo Salgado in Houston, "due to back-to-back Democrat shutdowns." www.chron.com/news/houston...

If any hotshot Dem consultants are looking for an "authentic", downwardly mobile/under accomplished white man who is quick-witted, has had blue collar jobs, is kind of a rogue but gentle and charming with the ladies and not a rapist - DM's are open.

Kinda gotta figure if McConnell was alive they would show that. Kinda gotta figure if ICE didn't straight up murder Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and lie about him trying to run them over they would show body cam and dash camera proving it.

I too just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today.