unixbadger

@unixbadger.bsky.social

I do I.T. for a meteorology research group at University of Oklahoma. My goto's (<-joke) are C and Unix shell. Sometimes I mangle python.

The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.

KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.

DOJ now 0-9 in cases seeking to seize sensitive voter data from the states. This time, another Trump-appointed judge (this makes 5 out of the 9 appointed by the current president) ruled that DOJ has no authority under federal law to demand this data. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Memorandum Opinion – #91 in United States v. DeMarinis (D. Maryland, 1:25-cv-03934) – CourtListener.com

MEMORANDUM OPINION. Signed by Judge Stephanie A. Gallagher on 6/18/2026. (bw5s, Deputy Clerk) (Entered: 06/22/2026)

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De Niro: When I hear something I don’t like, I use my own free speech to respond. When I hear Trump say, that he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation—not even a little bit—I say: shut the fuck up.

They removed CD/DVD drives from PCs. -Made physical media harder to buy and use. -Removed expandable storage from phones. -Pushed us into streaming subscriptions. -Made always-online normal. -Made unlimited internet necessary. -Slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.

You go to that fancy Italian restaurant — and who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. You go to that fancy French restaurant — who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. Latinos grow it, pick it, clean it, cook it, serve it, and do the dishes. We are the backbone. Don’t fuck with us, we’re busy.

Trying to get my error messages to say what went wrong and what did the wrong. I think I’d rather be dealing with pointers in multidimensional arrays, or race conditions in shell scripts, or catching my work station with my teeth, or …

Democratic Party: How can we beat Republicans and stop fascism? Democratic Strategists: I know! Let’s text voters literally every 5-10 minutes to beg for money with no way to opt-out until they all come to hate Democrats, democracy, and their phones! Democratic Party: Genius.

STAR TREK IS NOT SCI-FI It's late at night. There are no academics awake. I can make heretical statements like this one: “The Federation is not primarily an SF setting. It's a thought experiment about what computer science would look like if it had not been captured by advertising in the 1990s.”

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Not entirely sure Google's new search era is a shining improvement over the old one. For the record no one has ever used this "peculiar phrase" about me before I just typed it into the search bar, this is an entire confabulation. That said, I smell mostly okay. I took a shower today.

Answer to the query "Google please tell me why John Scalzi smells of violets and social change"

John Scalzi—the New York Times bestselling author of Old Man's War and Starter Villain who writes from Bradford, Ohio—famously "smells" of violets and social change because he is the internet's favorite satirical target for having progressive sociopolitical views that actively rattle his loudest detractors.

The peculiar phrase is a comedic inside joke coined by the sci-fi and fantasy community. It generally mocks the exaggerated, often conspiratorial grievances of online trolls who despise his progressive politics, his advocacy for the LGBTQ+ community, and his time as president of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.

When detractors furiously attribute grand "social change" (or woke agendas) to his highly readable, entertaining fiction, fans and supporters playfully respond by leaning into the absurdity of the criticism. They describe him as possessing an ethereal aura that "smells like violets and social change"—a poetic caricature of someone who effortlessly upsets the status quo by simply writing books, being vocal about his beliefs, and ignoring internet hate mail.

The tech bros gave us crypto currency that isn’t currency, artificial intelligence that isn’t intelligence, and prediction markets that are inside-trader scams. On the other hand, they have given us gigantic data centers that employ no one and destroy communities. So there’s that.