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he/him, bi jort jester Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die in this house we use ALT text for our images i love you
they’re going to stream a government snuff film on twitch and it’s still going to be a bannable offense to play a robert yang game about jacking off your car
...some of you are cool. some of you shouldn't come to school tomorrow
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀@dumbmike.bsky.social · 2d agoBluesky is like a classroom. And the mods are like the teacher! We are like classmates, some of us are friends now and maybe some of us will be friends later. And like school students, we're all growing up and learning. And that's why, to me, Bluesky is a lot like a classroom! Thanks for listening.
my very adult son has refused to speak to me for 7 years because i draw Garfield Rule 34 (he only likes Heathcliff)
"easy" listening indicates the presence of hard listening. give me the toughest muthafuckin' listening you got, DJ
crazy to think there was a time where you just downloaded RealPlayer
hi there, bluesky mod expert here! this is not funny. bluesky mods only do this when they feel in extreme distress about trans people on their platform
N64 GOAT (tied with Bomberman 64 2: The Second Attack)
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 2w agoSeptember 26 1997, Bomberman 64 debuted as Baku Bomberman on the N64 in Japan! Developer/Publisher Hudson Soft made the tough decision to scrap over 6 months of work on the initial version of the game and start fresh after seeing other 3D games/Atomic Bomberman PC already at market!
they're forcemascing my penis tomorrow. they're going to make my dick manlier. i never asked for this
asexual mastermind villain: *types "boob jobs" into search engine* "Ugh! No! No no NO!" *furiously types "fools, morons, any sort of henchmen"*
if you repost your own post and like that post it generates a loop that gives you infinite likes. try it
if you take into consideration gamestop pricing those four shelves alone are now worth a quarter of a million dollars
Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇@retrogameart.bsky.social · 2y agoGameboy Color section at Toys Are Us (2000) #retro #art #gaming #Gameboy
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social i sincerely hope nobody murders you. i sincerely hope nobody shoves a sharp hot iron poker into your ass so deep it tears through your esophagus. i wish you only the best of days! have a good one!
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 3w agoNewsom has vetoed a bill that would have prohibited future governors from handing over abortion providers, helpers, and patients to red states for criminal prosecution. The bill also barred extraditions involving transgender care.
why am i absolutely addicted to getting my ass ripped clean off, diced into sashimi-thin slices, and forcefed back to me in Monster Hunter Rise. what the hell is wrong with me also me: hehe hammer goes BONK night night beastie
a moron doesn't choose to be a moron...it's a natural instinct
Robin Smith@bobin.uk · 3w agoA bi person doesn't choose to be bi…it's a natural instinct. But they may have had experiences which give them a preference for one or the other. Not the same as being straight/gay. Not that hard to imagine in my opinion.
getting "landlord toilet" tattooed on my upper lip
Epstein Files Transparency Act TWO!? but i haven't even seen the first Epstein Files Transparency Act yet! really gotta start spacing these releases out, audiences need more time to catch up
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 3w ago🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
it's very odd that this twitch streamer is a multimillionaire with a ton of support (in terms of bodies) and can go on air to speak real, hardcore truths but establishment democrats have zero spine and regularly capitulate to the most current most popular culture war sentiment from kkk klansmen
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4w agoLeft-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda. www.axios.com/2026/09/17/h...
