Little kids with their favorite toy on the planet

The cool thing about having a personality disorder is that you can get into a spiral where you don't want to bother other people with how awful you feel all the time but the isolation just makes you feel worse

They should invent a version of bottom surgery where everything works as soon as you wake up from the anesthetic and you don't need to do aftercare or worry that sensation will never return

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

yeah i’m agp: a girl, pretty

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

Why do all of the people doing fun woodworking projects on YouTube give me Maga-lite vibes 😭 I want to enjoy content made by someone who can employ basic empathy

Few things worse than doing a code review for a coworker, suggesting a change, and them seeing the result of that suggestion and know for sure that they did not bother their ass testing before updating the review

Being an Online Trans Woman is hard because if you're not aware enough you miss all the history and then you spend all your time trying to play catchup figuring out which tgirl was cancelled for what infraction, which side was Correct, and does it even matter after a week

I’ve officially made it as a bi transwoman, I just got my first comment calling me an ‘autogynephile’💀💀

Tiktok is bullying me by saying that the twist of season 2 of Severance was obvious and telegraphed from the beginning but I was shocked when I watched it happen 😭

My hot take is that I actually quite like the trans flag and I don't know why so many people spend so much time shitting on it

I think what I'm learning about the American Republican makeup trend is that it's not that I have subpar makeup skills, it's that I'm actually self aware enough to know that I'm lacking in areas, which puts my abilities so far above others goddamn

Truly, the best part of transition is developing friendships with other women where you can send them pictures of your new nipple piercings without it being a sexual thing 🥹

If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES 💀

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]

This is such a stupid holiday

seen a sentiment from a few people now expressing or implying a desire to transition but feeling unable due to the current political climate. while fear of the future is completely reasonable, waiting for a "good time to transition" will waste your life. it will never not feel scary at first

Is it just my copy of Invincible e4 or is the audio super wacky? Enshittification strikes again

Something uniquely devastating about watching a video where the creator is like "honest opinion is this a cute outfit" and you're thinking yee, and then you go to the comments and everyone thinks she looks shit 😭 why are clothes hard

William Gibson is asking what a polycule is. this is the cyberpunk future I've always dreamed of

William Gibson@greatdismal.bsky.social · 2y ago

Polycute?

Having a project cancelled from under you sucks, but having it happen 5 times in a row underneath you sucks even harder, and having this 5th one being a game that you were genuinely enthusiastic about and excited to have people play is just the pits.

there's a lot of good lines in dorley, and a lot of great ones too, but this one might be one of the best simply for how sharp it is. seemingly everyone i have talked to has replied "OUCH" lmfao

Hrefna 🏳️‍⚧️@hrefna.dev · 2y ago

oof. #DorleyHall

Cis "allies" need to stop putting pictures of dead children on my timeline in their attempts to clout farm, FUCK OFF

thankfully the word privilege never appears in any documents related to intelligence or cyber security/hacking

Judd Legum@juddlegum.bsky.social · 2y ago

1. EXCLUSIVE Today, the NSA is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion," a NSA source tells Popular Information. The massive purge is creating chaos, taking down "mission-related" work

So many complex (positive) feelings about Welcome to Dorley Hall, it's real good